The Best 4 Colorful Parrot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colorful Parrot jokes. There are some colorful parrot flamboyantly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colorful parrot colourful puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colorful Parrot Jokes and Puns

An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him.

He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man Just stared.

Every time the young man looked,the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.

Since We're Posting Jokes From Our Grandpas...

A twenty-something with a rainbow colored mohawk is sitting at a booth at a restaurant. After a while he realizes an old man sitting there staring at him. He goes back to eating but the old man is still staring at him. Eventually, he goes over and asks "look, can I help you?" and the old man says "well son, years ago I had sex with a parrot and I was wondering if you might be my son."

Two fill in the blank jokes for your particular rivalry.

1. What's the difference between a girl from _______ and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to say no.

2. Did you hear that _________ school library burnt down?

They lost both books. One of them hadn't even been colored in yet.

X-ray Parrot

A street vendor claims that his pet parrot can tell the color of the panties of the women walking by.

Three nuns come by and the parrot yells "yellow, white, green!"

The nuns are impressed.

The next day the parrot says "blue, orange, purple!!" and the nuns can't believe it.

The third day, they decide to throw a curve ball and not wear anything.

The parrot says "shaved, shaved, curly"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colorful parrot brightly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colorful parrot multicolored piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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