Colorful Jokes

Funniest Colorful Short Jokes

Short colorful jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colorful humour may include short colourful jokes also.

1. Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist... but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
2. A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was I said "Sir, this is 2019. You can use any printer you want".
3. Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors? Easy.
   Batman doesn't want to get shot.
4. Breaking News Trump's personal library just burned down The fire consumed both books and he hasn't even finished coloring the second one
5. A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were. I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
6. I thought a vasectomy wouldn't get my wife pregnant.. Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby.
7. Robin said to Batman... "Batman, why do you wear dark colors?"
   "Easy Robin, it makes me less likely to be shot"
   "Then why do I wear bright colors?"
   "It also makes me less likely to be shot."
8. What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color? 'Ginger'
9. I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant?? Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure.
10. Why aren't color blind people allowed to join the police force? They wouldn't know who to shoot

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Colorful One Liners

Which colorful one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colorful? I can suggest the ones about yellow color and painted bright.

1. What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction.
2. What's the difference between grey and gray? One is a color, and the other is a colour.
3. I dreamed I saw a color I never saw before It was just a pigment of my imagination.
4. All of the heroes of Overwatch have natural hair colors... Because heroes never dye.
5. Purple is my favorite color! I like it more than blue and red combined.
6. I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. It came out of the green.
7. Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color? M'genta
8. Look, I'm all for coloring books... but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.
9. What is a chameleon that cannot change color? A reptile dysfunction
10. Got a vasectomy years ago But all it did was the change the color of the baby
11. What is it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors? A reptile dysfunction.
12. What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination.
13. What do you call a color that hasn't been invented yet? A pigment of your imagination.
14. What do you call colorful secret police? The RGB
15. What do you call a colored man ? A Hueman

Colorful Parrot Jokes

Here is a list of funny colorful parrot jokes and even better colorful parrot puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I keep reading about all these patriots, draped in bright colors and repeating exactly what is said to them, though without any real understanding. Did they maybe mean to write "parrots?"

Comedy Colorful Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about colorful you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean orange color jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colorful pranks.