The Best 13 Colorful Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colorful jokes. There are some colorful doodle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colorful mosquitoe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colorful Jokes and Puns

What do you call colorful secret police?

The RGB

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.

He had all this colorful make-up on and his hair was spiked up with red, green, & yellow with feathers. The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin' at,eh? Didn't you do anything strange when you were a teenager?" "Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son!"

Coloured Eggs

A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.

The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.

Colorful joke, Coloured Eggs

American guy walks into a bar

An American guy walks into a bar, he has a big beautiful, colorful, parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says Wow! That thing awesome, where'd you get it?'

The parrot says In America, they got millions of 'em!

What do you call a colorful nipple?

Areola Borealis.


Jungle animals started a softball league...

The teams are separated by species.

A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.

He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."

"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just want to know which field I'm on."

"Species puns, huh?" he replied, "Well toucan play at that game."

My grandpa told me this one today

There was a boy who lived on a farm. He decided that he wanted to pull an Easter prank. So the next morning he went into the hen house and swapped out all the eggs for colorful Easter eggs. When the rooster came in he took one look at the eggs and then immediate ran and killed the peacock.

Not the best joke but it made me chuckle

Colorful joke, My grandpa told me this one today

What does answering a colorful telephone sound like?

Green green.. yellow?

My neighbor's yard is so vibrant and colorful.

Good thing I switched his weed killer to MiracleGro.

H--x--al: What's a five syllable word for colorful characters represented by a group of seemingly random letters?

That's right, *hexadecimal*.

What's colorful and smart?

A brainbow

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My friend was quite a colorful character...

His name was Hugh

What do you call a colorful bird?

A jay

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We suggest to use only working colorful colorful parrot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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