Colored People Jokes
72 colored people jokes and hilarious colored people puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about colored people that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Colored People Short Jokes
Short colored people jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colored people humour may include short brown people jokes also.
- What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color? 'Ginger'
- Why aren't color blind people allowed to join the police force? They wouldn't know who to shoot
- Sometimes when people are sad, I let them color in my tattoos. Sometimes people just need a shoulder to crayon.
- My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people.
- TIL people who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce. They can't see the red flags.
- They say no two people can see a color the exact same way so does that mean color is like A Pigment of your imagination
- Due to the negative connotation of the phrase "colored people" the NAACP is thinking about changing their name to reflect more modern terms like "African Americans" But then they said NAAAA.
- There's a theory that people don't see the exact same colors Does that mean
*color is a pigment of you imagination*
huehuehuehue - In art class I was told black was a shade not a color. That must mean black people aren't colored: they're shady.
- I'm really funny, people tell me my humour comes in all sorts of colors. Someone suggested I should be a stand up chameleon.
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Colored People One Liners
Which colored people one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colored people? I can suggest the ones about colored hair and blonde people.
- Why is it good to be color blind? Because people can't call you racist.
- Michael Brown, Freddie Gray... The police really don't like colored people.
- I treat my Play-doh like people groups in the 1940's Always keep the colors separate.
- Some people think vomiting is hard... but I got threw it with flying colors.
- People don't care what color your skin is, they just care if you have money. Just ask OJ.
- What did the sketch say to the painting? "I don't talk to colored people."
- Why were most shows in the 50s black and white? They didn't like colored people
- Freddy Gray and Michael Brown Sounds like they really are killing people of color
- What do white people and white crayons have in common? They're the most useless color.
- I am a proud member of the NAACP. North Americans Against Colored People.
- "Why do they call it orange juice, it's not even orange?" — Color blind people
- People are like clothes. You gotta separate the w**... from the colored.
- You know when it comes to people I'm color blind. All I see are b**... and w**....
Cheerful Fun Colored People Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about colored people you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mixed people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colored people pranks.
Russian President Putin called President George W.
Bush with an emergency:
"Our largest c**... factory has exploded," the Russian President cried.
"My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"
"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.
"I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it,"said Bush.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.
"Yes?"
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin.
"No problem," replied the President.
Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those s**... Americans will fall for anything.
George hung up and called the President of a c**... company. "I need a favor, you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."
"Consider it done," said the president of the c**... company.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "print 'Made in America, size small' on each one!"
When a White guy is...
Scared- He gets even whiter.
Cold- He turns Blue.
Angry-He turns Red.
s**...- Gray duh.
Sick- He turns Green.
When a Black guy is...
Scared- He stays Black.
Cold- He stays Black.
Angry- He stays Black.
s**...- He stays Black.
Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.
My friend told me he wanted to see Africa and experience seeing people of a different skin color.
.. Later, I had to tell him KFC didn't count as a place.
How many sheep?
A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's s**... and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"
Loyalty Test...
Wife buys 12 underwears of same color for hubby..🔻
Hubby- Why same color sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife- Which people
Total silence...
A joke about black aviation.
So my cousin is in aviation school. He decided to learn how to fly so he can propose to his fiance. Anyway almost all of the other students in his class are black people. Nothing wrong with that, it was just weird because it's in an area with very few african americans. So it's weird to see that many, like 20 in one place. Anyway, My cousin was really struggling with several key things in flight, and so he asks the best in the class, who happens to be black, if he will offer his help. They both practice together for a couple of days until my cousin finally gets the whole thing down. Eventually the test day roles around and he is really nervous, so with the test, he asks the instructor if his black friend helping him could lend moral support by flying at the same time. The instructor agrees, and they take the test. So in the end, my cousin lands the plane at the same time as the black man, and they both run and high-five each other. The instructor informs my cousin that he got top marks. He had passed with flying colors.
A blonde and a shepherd.
A blonde, tired of people assuming she's s**..., goes to a salon and has her hair dyed brown. On her way home she sees a shepherd and his flock of sheep. She stops and asks, "if I guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" The shepherd agrees and the blonde guesses, "237." He does some quick figures in his head, realizes she's right and tells her to grab one. As she comes back with her pick **he** asks, "if I guess what color your roots are, can I have my dog back?"
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A black man walks into a restaurant in Mississippi
He sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and says "I'm sorry, we don't serve colored people". The man says, "That's ok, I'll just have the chicken".
The ventriloquist...
...and his d**... were getting big laughs with their repertoire of blonde jokes.
Midway through the act, a blonde woman in the audience stood up and yelled, "This is offensive! Is it right to stereotype people by their race? No! Is it right to stereotype people by their religion? No! So why is it okay to stereotype women by their hair color? I'm a blonde, and I'M not s**...!"
"I'm sorry, Miss," said the ventriloquist. "I certainly didn't mean any offense."
"You stay out of this, buddy," said the blonde. "I'm talking to that little smartass on your knee!"
A football coach addresses his team amidst rumors of his racism...
and says:
"I know people have been saying things, but those rumors couldn't be farther from the truth. The truth is, I don't care what color any of you are. I don't care if you're black. I don't care if you're white. It simply doesn't matter. So, I'll tell you what. From now on, you're all green.
"Now, everybody get on the bus. Light green in front, dark green in back."
When I do laundry I tell people I'm going to 1943
Cause I got to separate the w**... and colors
The hotel asked me what kind of T.V. I wanted
I said "No coloreds." He seemed SHOCKED by my phrasing but it's a misunderstanding, ya know? I really just hate black people.
REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please.
I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes.
For example:
Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico?
Thousands died.
Why do Mexican's drive low-riders?
So they can pick strawberries from their car.
A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder.
The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?"
The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!"
Seriously though: I love Black People.
I think everyone should own one.
How do Asians name their children?
They throw their pots and pans in their air and record the sounds:
Ping Bang Pow.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
The only "White Joke" I know is:
White people are born purple.
Then turn pink.
When they're mad, they're red.
When they're sick they're green.
When they're scared they're yellow.
When they're cold they're blue.
And have the nerve to call everyone else colored.
So: Does anyone have any "White Jokes" for me?
goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls...
Except ginger goths. They go n**....
A white man tells a black man
Why do people call you color man ?? To what the black man answers " I don't know
When I was born; I was black.
When I started to grow, I was black.
When I go to the beach I'm black.
When I have a cold I'm still black.
When I have panic I'm black.
When I'm sick I'm black.
even when I die I continued to be black.
Instead you my friend
When you're born you're pink.
When you start to grow you are white.
When you go to the beach you look red.
When you're cold you look blue.
When you have panic you look yellow.
When you're sick you look green.
When you die you turn gray ....
And they still dare to call me a color man
I don't understand how people of color can be discriminated against
Aren't we all hue, man?
It's said that no two people see the color the exact same way. I like to think it's just
A pigment of our imagination
I'll go now.
Why do brunettes color their hair blonde?
So people will say "look at that blonde girl!", instead of "look at that fat girl!".
When I was around 5, I asked mum why people were different colors...
She said because god wanted different flavors.
And that was the wrong thing to say, Because For the next 3 years, I thought god ate people after they died...
The Blonde that wanted to prove she wasn't dumb.
A blonde woman kept getting told she was dumb because she was blonde.
She decided to dye her hair black and show people how smart she was.
She approached a farmer with a herd of sheep and asked him.
-"Sir, if i can guess how many sheep you have there, will you give me one?"
-"Well ma'am, i suppose, if you guess the exact number i'll let you have one".
-"Alright, you have 134 sheep".
-"I'll be d**..., that's exactly right, well, pick the one you like".
-"THIS ONE!"
-"If i guess the natural color of your hair, can i have my dog back?"
People always name Jell-o by its color rather than the flavor.
I think that's a little tasteless.
A black guy goes into a bar
A black guy walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar. The white guy he sat next to says, "Hey! No colored people allowed in this bar!"
The black guy turns to him and says, "Excuse me? When I was born, I was black.
When I'm sick, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I'm hot, I'm black.
And when I die, I'll still be black!
YOU on the other hand:
When you were born, you were pink.
When you're sick, you're green.
When you're cold, you're blue.
When you're hot, you're red.
And when you die you'll be grey.
And you call ME colored?"
I want you to know I'm not racist...
Like I said. I'm not racist. I have nothing against people of color, any kind of spiritual belief, or any political backing.
However. I do have something against amputees. I don't know what it is about them, but I just feel like they're missing something.
So if a person of color starts conquering and telling people which god to believe in, are they appropriating white culture?
I took my pet snail to get his car painted..
We drive over to the painters garage and he asks:
hey, what color would you like you car ?
Snail says back to him:
I would a black car with a green S on top
Painter exclaims:
Oh that's cool, S for snail
Snail lashes back:
No, not S for snail, that way when people see me drive by they say hey look at that escargot !
People are like flowers.
They come in many shapes and colors, each special and beautiful in its own way.
Historically, though, people have purchased some colors a lot more than others.
Why do people even make a big deal about Houndini escaping straightjackets?
I mean, just paint it every color of the rainbow, then boom, no straightjacket.
What does a laundromat and 1960's America in common?
People tend to separate the coloreds from the w**....
What's black, yellow, and flying through the sky?
A bus full of colored people falling off a cliff.
People in Colorado keep saying minorities don't belong, but if they learned a little Spanish
They would see their state means colored.
Ugh. They stopped selling "skin color" Crayons.
I guess I can still draw people when my Crayons run out, but albino more.
When the government brings back segregation.
Black people will get to use the colored printer, while white people will be stuck with the black and white printer.
People are protesting for us to change the name of our company.
I don't know why, we hang the colors is a good name for our dry-cleaning business.
A beacon of true racial equality
"In this time of being divided by race we should be more like Jeffrey d**..., who only saw the color of people as a light pink center with a nice sear"
A black man walks into a restaurant..
There is a huge sign on wall that says "Colored People Not Allowed."
The man takes a seat and a white man comes over in a hurry and says, " Excuse me son, we don't serve colored people in this restaurant. Im going to have to ask you to leave."
The black man smiles, looks at the white man and says, "Sir, when I was born I was black, when I am sick I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I'm angry I'm black and when I sad I'm black.
But you, sir, when you're born you're pink, when you're sick you are green, when you're cold you turn blue and when you're angry you turn red.
And you have the nerve to call me colored!"
An old man set out on his first trip to the mall
At the food court he was people watching and noticed a young man dressed in wild clothes with a multi-color mohawk.
The young man notices the old man staring so he walks over and rudely asks him if he has a problem.
The old man stared at him a moment longer and said, "Not really, just thinking about a time around 20 years ago when I got really drunk and s**... a peacock, I was just wondering if you might be my son".
[Translated] A man saw a good deal and bought 20 p**... of the same pattern and color to his wife.
Wife : Oh My God,now people will think I never change my p**....
Husband : Which people?
(Hope the joke didnt get lost in translation)
