Colored Pencils Jokes
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A dad is having s**... with mom d**......
Mom: "I want a girl, I want a girl, I want a girl".
Dad: "I will give you a girl, I will give you a girl".
Son is watching through the door.
Listening.
Then runs in the bedroom, jumps on the bed, gets in the doggy position.
And says: "I want a bike and colored pencils".
The pencil sharpeners at my school are racist.
They have signs next to them that say No Colored Pencils .
I hate colored pencils.
I'd rather dye than use them.
I told my teacher I don't like using colored pencils
She accused me of being erase-ist
My friend asked for a "skin colored" pencil
I gave him a brown pencil.
What is a Cajun's favorite brand of colored pencils?
Creola
What do you call a pencil that won't draw on colored paper?
An erase-ist (e-racist).
How do you draw a Chameleon?
First draw the outlines with a pencil, then color it surprised.
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