Color Blind Jokes

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Funniest Color Blind Short Jokes

Short color blind jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The color blind humour may include short colour blindness jokes also.

1. Why aren't color blind people allowed to join the police force? They wouldn't know who to shoot
2. I just got diagnosed with color blindness. I gotta say this diagnosis came out of the orange.
3. Mother, mother, ... ... how come other children need hours to solve Rubik's cube but I do it in just a few seconds?
   - Well, sweetie, it's because you're color blind.
4. TIL people who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce. They can't see the red flags.
5. I've just been told by my doctor that I'm color blind It completely came out of the orange
6. My doctor informed me today that I'm color blind. "Well," I said... ..."THAT certainly came out of the green!"
7. I went to the doctor yesterday. Turns out I'm color blind. It really came out of the purple.
8. Went to the opticians. She told me that I was color blind.
   Well I must say, that came right out of the purple.
9. The colorblind test results came in, turns out I'm indeed color blind, that totally came out of the purple.
10. What did the color blind psychic say? Q: What did the color blind psychic say?
    A: I cannot see the fuschia.

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Color Blind One Liners

Which color blind one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with color blind? I can suggest the ones about green colorblind and blind people.

1. I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. It came out of the green.
2. I was diagnosed with color blindness the other day. It really came out of the purple.
3. I just found out that I'm color-blind. This came right out of the purple.
4. Found out I was color blind yesterday. It came out of the purple.
5. yesterday the doctor said i was color blind the diagnosis came out of the purple
6. Roses are gray Violets are gray
   I'm color blind
   And not very good at poetry
7. Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!
8. When I was a kid I was diagnosed as color blind. It really came out of the purple.
9. I unexpectedly found out I'm color blind That sure came out of the yellow
10. Why is it good to be color blind? Because people can't call you racist.
11. I've just been diagnosed as color blind It really came out of the purple
12. I was diagnosed with color blindness just an hour ago. It came right out of the purple.
13. What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.
14. A color blind person is feeling down He's feeling a little purple
15. What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color
    I see race

Playful Color Blind Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about color blind you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blind deaf jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make color blind pranks.