The Best 50 Colorblind Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colorblind jokes. There are some colorblind diagnosis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colorblind eyesight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colorblind Jokes and Puns

Two Photons enter a bar.

Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar.
They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?"
The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.

The year is 2089. All policemen have been replaced by genetically modified dogs.

The amount of people killed by police yearly went down 90% and a recent poll that asked "Do you like the police?" showed that public opinion of the force went up 64%.

How was this accomplished?

Dogs are colorblind.

Stupid people need a CPU upgrade,

colorblind people need a GPU upgrade.

Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it.

Colorblind joke, Stupid people need a CPU upgrade,

I recently found out that I'm colorblind...

It came out of the purple.

Why kale green?

It's not if you're colorblind.


I stopped going to my colorblind therapist.

He could never tell when I was blue.

Just found out I'm colorblind

it came out of the yellow.

Colorblind joke, Just found out I'm colorblind

Colorblind people are wondering why is everyone on Facebook is celebrating Fifty Shades of Grey

I found out I was colorblind last week...

...came right out of the purple.

As someone who is red/green colorblind the Starbucks cup offends me

I LITERALLY can't see why people are upset

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

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My doctor told me I am colorblind.

I had no idea! It came right out of the green

I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind..

I know, it certainly has come out of the purple.

The grass is always browner on the other side...

I am colorblind.

My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish...

She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face.

It's too bad that I am colorblind.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Colorblind joke, What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Did you hear about the new rating scale for how colorblind someone is?

Its called the greyscale

What kind of person can't stop watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey'?

A colorblind synaesthesiac listening to the radio

I just found out I'm colorblind. I'm absolutely shocked!

It came right out of the purple.


I just found out I'm colorblind

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

This morning, the doctor told me I was colorblind.

It came completely out of the orange.

Despite What the Media Says Justice is Colorblind

It sees black and white and acts accordingly.

Went to the doctors office today, turns out I'm colorblind...

The diagnosis really came out of the green.

Yesterday, I found out I was colorblind

The news came out of the green.

I went to the doctor today. He told me I was colorblind.

I was devastated. That diagnosis really came out of the orange!

A doctor told me I was colorblind

But I don't trust purple people

All my life my dad's been colorblind...

...When he's angry, all he sees is re.... wait... Nevermind...

I'm colorblind when it comes to race

I guess you could say I don't know White from Wong

I just found out i'm colorblind

this is so unexpected, it came right out of the purple!

Colorblind

I went to visit the doctor and he told me I was colorblind. The news came out of the purple.

Why are most herbivores colorblind?

They grays.

I heard that some colorblind people see red as yellow..

God only knows why all of these people bought BMWs.

I just found out I'm colorblind.

I should have realized it years ago - I mean, there were green flags everywhere.

When Louis Armstrong was a child, he was colorblind, a doctor asked him if he wanted to do this experimental surgery to allow him to see colors. After the procedure, they ask him what does he see, he tells them...

I see trees of green, and red roses too.

I found out I was colorblind today

That came out of the red

My optometrist says I'm colorblind.

I should have realized it a long time ago... I mean, there were green flags everywhere.

Why do the police not mind hiring a colorblind cop?

They can still tell black from white.

How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag?

They see it in gayscale.

Why was the colorblind person colorblind?

Because it ran in his family. Why was the obese person obese? Because no one ran in his family.

I found out I was colorblind by watching Star Wars

I couldn't see the green screen

I can solve a rubix cude in 2 seconds

It's just that I am colorblind

I'm colorblind. People tell me that I'm white and I'm inclined to believe them because...

When I'm leaving the store and the alarm goes off the employees just wave me on out the door.

My optician told me I'm colorblind today.

That came right out of the purple.

Today my doctor told me I was colorblind.

The results came completely out of the purple...

Did you hear the one about the colorblind electrician?

Maybe I shouldn't tell this joke, it was shocking

I got diagnosed as colorblind

Now i'm feeling purple

A couple is arguing and breaking up

And he says:
- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?
- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!

Yesterday, the doctor told me I was colorblind.

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

Yesterday was my first day on the job defusing bombs, and I had to cut some wires

Turns out, I'm colorblind

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colorblind colorblindness jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colorblind cyan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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