Colorado Jokes
56 colorado jokes and hilarious colorado puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about colorado that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is full of hilarious Colorado jokes for the Colorado native or migrant. Read on for jokes about the Colorado Avalanche, Rockies, Weed, State, Weather, Snow, Springs, Wyoming, and much more. Enjoy a good laugh with these Colorado-inspired puns and gags.
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Funniest Colorado Short Jokes
Short colorado jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colorado humour may include short residents jokes also.
- Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.
- Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.
- What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato
- It's remarkable that nobody has opened a "grass fed" steakhouse in Colorado yet.....On the other hand.... They might just be afraid that the steaks would be too high.
- Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Colorado? They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth. They think it was a cereal killer....
- TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war! Sorry, wrong sub :(
- What's the difference between a drug dealer in Colorado and a drug dealer in virginia One takes insurance
- Tom Brady originally offered that Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll... ...however, Carroll said "I'll pass."
- Colorado recently held an international Flat Earther's conference They warmly welcomed members who flew in from all over the globe.
- People in Colorado keep saying minorities don't belong, but if they learned a little Spanish They would see their state means colored.
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Colorado One Liners
Which colorado one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colorado? I can suggest the ones about state and drought.
- Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high.
- What do you call a potato from Colorado? A baked potato
- Where does a crayon go on vacation? Color-ado. My seven year old just told me this one.
- In Colorado you're American In Juarez you're a Mexican.
In the bathroom European. - I wonder if the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter had a Plan B?
- Why do kids in Colorado get more presents? Because Santa likes their cookies more.
- What do you call a dance party in Colorado? Shake 'n Bake.
- I'm going to stop eating beef from Colorado The steaks are too high
- Every school in Colorado is a high school.
- What gets really high in Colorado? The average elevation.
- My Colorado friends told me that Greeley is really gay in pig Latin... And in reality
- Colorado, Where the elevation and people are high.
- How can you tell if someone is from Colorado? ...don't worry they'll tell you.
- If Michael J Fox lived in Colorado, Do you think his nickname would be Shake N' Bake?
- What state is the highest on every top 50 list? Colorado.

Witty Colorado Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about colorado you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean legalized jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colorado pranks.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
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What type of animal is i**... to hunt in Colorado and Oklahoma?
Whales.
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So I've got some buddies...
They just so happen to be a high-ranking officials in Denver,Colorado. They're currently trying to get Republicans and Democrats to both agree to legalize medical m**... to ease arthritis symptoms. I guess you could say I have friends in high places in high places in high places for joint support for joint support for joint support.
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whats a similarity between colorado and saudi arabia?
It's legal to get s**...
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I'm a religious man living in Colorado, and I'm starting a m**... business.
I'm calling it Holy Smokes.
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What do you feed someone from Colorado on 3/14/15?
p**... pie.
I'm 10 times more likely to get mugged in Colorado than I am in New York City.
Because I don't live in New York City.
THC, the intoxicating ingredient found in Marijuanna, was found in Colorado's water supply
A high water mark for drug legalization.
NOT YOUR TYPICAL BLACK COMEDIAN
I'm not your typical black comedian. I don't do a lot of jokes about white people. I'd like to, but I was born in Denver, Colorado
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My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing w**... on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea.
The steaks would be too high.
Why do people in Colorado have more energy than people in Louisiana?
Because they are full of potential.
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Where did Timmy go during the e**...?
**EVERYWHERE**.
He had a newfound respect for life after being spared from such a life-changing event. He went to Arizona, Colorado, New York, England, then settled down in Paris with his now-engaged girlfriend.
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Colorado keeps advertising their legalised w**... through the media...
I'm fed up of seeing all that propaganja.
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Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using h**... as a feed source for cattle.
The steaks have never been higher.
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m**... businesses in Washington and Colorado are now allowed to use banks..
So long as they open joint accounts.
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Colorado Springs police are looking for the 'Mad p**...'.
The jogger is suspected in a s**...-and-run incident. She's been declared public enemy number two. So far they've been unable to flush her out.
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Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the m**......
The judges have started issuing joint custody
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Why was Colorado one of the first states to legalize recreational m**...?
They had the high ground.
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With all the tax dollars w**... sales in Colorado is raising for education...
Those schools are going to be dope.

