Color Blind Jokes

Funniest Color Blind Short Jokes

Short color blind jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The color blind humour may include short colour blindness jokes also.

1. Why aren't color blind people allowed to join the police force? They wouldn't know who to shoot
2. Mother, mother, ... ... how come other children need hours to solve Rubik's cube but I do it in just a few seconds?
   - Well, sweetie, it's because you're color blind.
3. The colorblind test results came in, turns out I'm indeed color blind, that totally came out of the purple.
4. What did the color blind psychic say? Q: What did the color blind psychic say?
   A: I cannot see the fuschia.
5. Red my mind I made an off-color joke to my friend the other day and one of my friends didn't get it. Then after some thinking I remembered *snaps* he's color blind.
6. I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white.
7. A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie... He replies, "I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."
8. What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green
9. "Why do they call it orange juice, it's not even orange?" — Color blind people

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Color Blind One Liners

Which color blind one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with color blind? I can suggest the ones about green colorblind and blindness.

1. yesterday the doctor said i was color blind the diagnosis came out of the purple
2. Roses are gray Violets are gray
   I'm color blind
   And not very good at poetry
3. I unexpectedly found out I'm color blind That sure came out of the yellow
4. Why is it good to be color blind? Because people can't call you racist.
5. What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.
6. A color blind person is feeling down He's feeling a little purple
7. What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color
   I see race
8. How did the blind man respond to being called a racist? "I don't see color."
9. Roses are blue, violets are red I have color blindness.
10. My friend is color blind.. So I had to ask him... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
11. Color Blind Awareness Day Show your support by wearing a number I can actually read.
12. Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey... I am color blind. :(
13. I just took a color blind test I passed with flying colors
14. What is a color blind person's favorite soda? Big Green
15. My mom is convinced that I'm colored blind But I don't see it

Playful Color Blind Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about color blind you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blinded eye jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make color blind pranks.