The Best 33 Color Blind Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Color Blind jokes. There are some color blind jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these color blind puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Color Blind Jokes and Puns

I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness.

It came out of the green.

Why aren't color blind people allowed to join the police force?

They wouldn't know who to shoot

I just got diagnosed with color blindness.

I gotta say this diagnosis came out of the orange.

Color Blind joke, I just got diagnosed with color blindness.

Mother, mother, ...

... how come other children need hours to solve Rubik's cube but I do it in just a few seconds?

- Well, sweetie, it's because you're color blind.

I've just been told by my doctor that I'm color blind

It completely came out of the orange


Found out I was color blind yesterday.

It came out of the purple.

My doctor informed me today that I'm color blind. "Well," I said...

..."THAT certainly came out of the green!"

Color Blind joke, My doctor informed me today that I'm color blind. "Well," I said...

Roses are gray

Violets are gray

I'm color blind

And not very good at poetry

I went to the doctor yesterday. Turns out I'm color blind.

It really came out of the purple.

Just found out I'm color blind..

It came out of the purple!

Went to the opticians.

She told me that I was color blind.


Well I must say, that came right out of the purple.

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I unexpectedly found out I'm color blind

That sure came out of the yellow

What did the color blind psychic say?

Q: What did the color blind psychic say?

A: I cannot see the fuschia.

Why is it good to be color blind?

Because people can't call you racist.

I've just been diagnosed as color blind

It really came out of the purple

I was diagnosed with color blindness just an hour ago.

It came right out of the purple.

Color Blind joke, I was diagnosed with color blindness just an hour ago.

What's green and fluffy?

Red fluff, if you're color blind.

A color blind person is feeling down

He's feeling a little purple

I visited my eye doctor the other day for an eye test.

Found out I was color blind, it was completely out of the purple. Devastated.


What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color
I see race

Red my mind

I made an off-color joke to my friend the other day and one of my friends didn't get it. Then after some thinking I remembered *snaps* he's color blind.

I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario

Or if they just see the world in black and white.

How did the blind man respond to being called a racist?

"I don't see color."

A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie...

He replies, "I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."

Just got diagnosed as color blind today.

It came completely out of the purple.

Roses are blue, violets are red

I have color blindness.

My friend is color blind..

So I had to ask him... "How many fingers am I holding up?"

Color Blind Awareness Day

Show your support by wearing a number I can actually read.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey...

I am color blind. :(

I just took a color blind test

I passed with flying colors

If you can't tell the difference between a blue collar job and a white collar job

Are you color blind or collar blind?

What is a color blind person's favorite soda?

Big Green

What kind of blind is Stevie Wonder?

Colored blind

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the color blind jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working color blind piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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