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The Best Colony Puns

If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your....

Space x.

How do find the blind man at the nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Nudist colony

Q- How can you tell the blind guy at a nudist colony?
A- It's not hard.

Q- Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A- The one carrying a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q- Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A- The one who can eat the last donut.

My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony.

I was born ready.

A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony.

Police are looking into it.


Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

How do you find a blind guy in a nudist colony?

it isn't hard.

Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony?

The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time.

The most popular woman?

The one that can eat the 12th doughnut.

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first few days were the hardest.


Whenever an ant gets injured, instead of helping, the rest of the colony just leaves it to die. It's like the old saying goes:

If an ant broke, dont fix it

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts

Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony?

The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.

Who is the most popular woman?

The one who can eat the last doughnut

Joey moves to a nudist colony

Joey moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of him in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo.

He is extremely worried but then remembers that his grandmother's eyesight is poor and hopes that she doesn't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It reads

Dear Joey

Thank you for the picture. May I suggest that you get a haircut, your hair makes your nose look small.

Love Grandma

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch...

One turns to the other and says, "I say old boy, have you read marx?"
The other says, "Yes, I believe it's these wicker chairs."

I vacationed at a nudist colony this past summer...

the first few days were the hardest.


What do you call the an ant in a colony who is responsible for establishing incoming trade deals with other ant colonies?

Import-ant

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Most popular

Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony?
The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl?
The girl that eats the last donut.

Did you hear about the hole in the nudist colony fence?

The police are looking into it.

Don't let the Golden State Warriors blowing a 3 - 1 lead in the NBA finals..

..distract you from the fact that the British blew a 13 colony lead in 1776

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Colony?

The first day was his hardest

I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony.

I just imagined everyone with their clothes on.

Communist Nudists

These two guys were sitting outside at a nudist colony. After talking for a while, they discovered they were both believers in Communism.

The first one said to the other
"You seem very familiar with this. Have you read Marx?"

To which the second replied, "Yes, and I think it's from sitting in these wicker chairs!"

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Sweet Dreams

"Doc, I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed I was the only man in a nudist colony."

"My, my," responded the doctor. "Did you sleep well?"

"I tried," answered the patient, "but it was hard."

My dwarf friend was permanently banned from the nudist colony.

He kept sticking his nose in other people's business.

How do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is?

The one that can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts


How to tell who the most popular woman is?
The one that can eat the last donut

While performing I asked the crowd to give me a hand.

When I was given a hand, I realised I should have thought twice about performing at the Leper Colony.

How can you tell if there is a blind guy in the nudist colony?

Well it's not hard

Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you

From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead

popular male at a nudist colony

Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

Two older men are sitting at a communist nudist colony...

Two older men are sitting at a communist nudist colony.

One asks the other, "Hey, have you read Marx?"

The other man replies, "Yeah, I think it's from these wicker chairs."

Business can be generated any how!

An advocate goes to a gift shop 7 days before Valentine's Day.


He bought 40 beautiful cards and wrote - "To my love !! I hope you recognize! Meet me in the evening, "I love you"
The shopkeeper asked: What is the matter?
So the lawyer said - I sent such cards to the nearby colony on the last Valentine's Day. In a few days, I got four cases of divorce.
This time I am sending 40 cards

Did you hear about the midget that got kicked out of the nudist colony?

He was getting into everybody's hair...

A dwarf was kicked out of a nudist colony for being too curious.

Apparently he was putting his nose in everyone's business.

Did you hear about the hockey game in the leper colony?

There was a face-off on the ice.

If you're trying to identify the blind guy at the nudist colony,

it's not hard.

Why did the dwarf get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept sticking his nose in everyone's business

Just found out there was a anew town in America for sad people who just ate fruit.

Twas a melon colony.

Do you know how to spot the blind man at the nudist colony?

It's not hard.

I sometimes do stand-up comedy for a leper colony.

My jokes have them all cracking up.

How do you spot Ronald McDonald at a nudist colony?

He's the one with the sesame seed buns.

What do you call it when rodents invade a beaver colony?

Hamsterdam

The day your father tells you this joke is the day your childhood ends.

How can you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It isn't hard

The nudist colony restaurant was so bad

Even the salad was undressed

A little old lady told me this at work.

Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and 12 donuts.

And the most popular woman?

The lady that can eat the last donut without getting her hands sticky.

A philosopher and a political scientist are drinking lemonade on a porch in a nudist colony. The philosopher says, "I suppose you've read Marx?"

The political scientist replies, "Yes! It's these darn wicker chairs!"

It's Easy

Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.

How did the man become the most popular at the nudist colony?

He caught six doughnuts with no hands.

Amidst all of the distractions on this 4th of July, let's not forget what we're celebrating

That the British blew a 13 colony lead

I joined a nudist colony in Canada.

To be honest, I'm starting to get cold feet.

How do you maintain a healthy ant colony?

Ensure ants

Why did the prostitute leave the leper colony?

Because her business was falling off.

What did the lepers say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

Did you hear that Donald Trump ripped up the Paris Agreement today?

Unfortunately he grabbed the wrong one, and now the US is a British colony again.

My friend asked me if I would like to go to a nudist colony with him later...

I said, _"Sure! I've got nothing on... Might as well!"_

Don't think people will get this but how do you trigger an American ?

You tell them that the country is still a British colony

A historian and an economist are sitting on the porch of a nudist colony...

The historian asks, "Have you read Marx?"

The economist replies, "Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."

A couple of gentlemen were sitting by the pool at a nudist colony. One of them was reading "Mein Kampf". "Have you read Marx too?", asks one.

"Yes", replies the other, "but I think it's the wicker chairs.".

Why does the U.S smell so good?

Because it was a colony once.

Working at a nudist colony is wierd. I just got sacked...

And it came with a raise

What do you call the dance hall at a nudist colony?

The ball room.

How do you kill the queen from inside a beehive or an ant colony?

Introduce the worker bees or ants to ideologies by Marx and Engels.

What did the queen bee say to her colony after a close encounter with a bear?

What a time to bee a hive!

What is the proper term for the Mayor of a nudist colony?

A Pubic Servant

There was an incident at a nudist colony

There was an incident at a nudist colony outside of town. Some vandals had drilled holes into the wall surrounding the colony.
The police are looking into it.

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