The Best 6 Colons Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colons jokes. There are some colons italics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colons semicolon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colons Jokes and Puns

What do penises and semi colons have in common?

I often put them in the wrong places.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Colons can drastically change the meanings of sentences, far more than commas.

For example,

I come in a car

I come in a colon

In my English mocks, my teacher said I needed more colons...

I told her we were intestine conditions.

The use of colons has less effect on well-composed songs.

before: call on me, on me, call on me, on me

after: colon me, on me, colon me, on me


Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colons semi jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colons wordplay piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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