Colonize Jokes

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Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

The Three Protocols of Sodomination

1. Analyze

2. Colonize

3. Rectify

Why is it so hard to colonize space?

Because of meteor rights

Why did no gay people go on the mission to colonize Mars' moons?

Too many homophobos.

How many Portuguese does it take to colonize an Empire?

a brazillian

thanks folks, i'll be here all Monday.

Scientists recently found a type of gut bacteria that can survive in deep space...

They're now going to use them in a mission to colonize Mars.

If the Scottish started to colonize North America before the British...

Could I say that the Scott Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock?

An Irish aristocrat asks his son Gaelic son to colonize the Americas, but he says no.

"Ah cannae, da."

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