The Best 7 Colonists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colonists jokes. There are some colonists dumpsters jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colonists sudan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colonists Jokes and Puns

Why was Portugal the best colonial power?

Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What type of dance did the American colonists like?

Independence


Cracker Barrel just won a $10 Billion contract to construct a restaurant on Mars, to serve future colonists.

According to NASA, this is the most cost-effective means of creating atmosphere.

What type of colonists were the funniest in the American Revolution?

Punsylvanians!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colonists inhabitants jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colonists colonize piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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