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Why was Portugal the best colonial power?
Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Liberty
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What did the colonist say at the Boston Tea Party?
The price is too steep!
What type of colonists were the funniest in the American Revolution?
Punsylvanians!
How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?
Terra-fied.
How did King George view the colonists?
He thought they were revolting
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