Colonist Jokes
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Funniest Colonist Short Jokes
Short colonist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colonist humour may include short jokes also.
- Why was Portugal the best colonial power? Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.
- Budweiser starts a collaboration with SpaceX to be the first beer on Mars I can already see the headlines...
"Colonist discovers water on Mars!" - Why did Britain change its name to Brian? Because those dang colonists got rid of their tea.
- Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea? Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!
- c**... Barrel just won a $10 Billion contract to construct a restaurant on Mars, to serve future colonists. According to NASA, this is the most cost-effective means of creating atmosphere.
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Colonist One Liners
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- What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty
- What did the colonist say at the Boston Tea Party? The price is too steep!
- What type of colonists were the funniest in the American Revolution? Punsylvanians!
- How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching? Terra-fied.
- How did King George view the colonists? He thought they were revolting
- What type of dance did the American colonists like? Independence
Colonist Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about colonist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colonist pranks.