The Best 8 Colonial Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colonial jokes. There are some colonial colonization jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colonial naval puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colonial Jokes and Puns

Why was Portugal the best colonial power?

Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.

The Chiefs' defense isn't doing well against the Patriots' offense...

Reminds me of colonial times.

British food, British weather and British culture.

And thus a great colonial empire of sailors was born.

What do you call a colonial pharmacist?

A PILL-gram.

What did the colonial powers say to the Horn of Africa?

'I'm coming for Djibouti'

In colonial times, people believed tomatoes were poisonous and would not eat them.

They were incorrect. Tomatoes are not poisonous and will eat them.

What does colonialism and Pitbull have in common?

They both destroyed Africa.

What was the name of the Pope's official stance on interracial marriage during Colonial times?

The Missionary Position.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colonial colony jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colonial colonists piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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