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Colonial Jokes

8 colonial jokes and hilarious colonial puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about colonial that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A collection of jokes and puns that take a light-hearted look at what life may have been like during the colonial times in America. Learn about the alliances formed between American colonists and Afghans and the imperial actions of the British forces.

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Silly & Ridiculous Colonial Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good colonial joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If Elon Musk's space company establishes a mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your....

Space x.

How do find the blind man at the nudist colony?

It's not hard.

All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens?

An HOA

My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony.

I was born ready.

A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony.

Police are looking into it.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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"We Do Not Have A Child s**... Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

Two friends are arguing...

"Look, I have a colony of ants!"
"Well, I have taller ants than you"
"Oh, well I have a tube of glue"
"Hah, I have an entire tin"
"I got bread!"
"Argh, you win! I can't handle that bread with my glue tin 'n' taller ants"

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