Colon Surgery Jokes
6 colon surgery jokes and hilarious colon surgery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about colon surgery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Colon Surgery Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good colon surgery joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Doctor: sorry but I had to remove your colon in the surgery..
Me why?
The Pope recently had Colon Surgery. Imagine having to operate on such an important person...
The surgeon probably poped himself
What happened to the Professional Writer who had bowel surgery?
He ended up with a semi-colon.
My English professor had a colonoscopy...
Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon.
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A man is taken to the hospital for Emergency surgery.
He wakes up in recovery where the surgeon explains that they were able to successfully remove the giant s**... toy from his colon.
Remove it!?! I just came here to get the batteries changed.
A programmer had surgery for a stomach problem, and half of his intestines had to be removed.
He could never write code after that. He was always missing a semi-colon.
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