Colon Removal Jokes

Funniest Colon Removal Short Jokes

Short colon removal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colon removal humour may include short colon jokes also.

1. A man woke up in the hospital... Doctor: I'm really sorry, but we've had to remove your colon.
   Me why?
2. Doctor the operation was a success Patient really?
   Doctor yes, we have successfully removed the colon.
3. I told my wife, Did you know that our next door neighbor had half his intestines removed? Her: Really? Is he in a coma?
   Me: No. A semi colon.
4. My English professor had a colonoscopy... Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon.
5. Turns out I have colon cancer. I'm getting part of it removed tomorrow. All I'll have left is a ;
6. A programmer had surgery for a stomach problem, and half of his intestines had to be removed. He could never write code after that. He was always missing a semi-colon.
7. A Semi-Colon in a sentence can make a difference... For example:
   I used to have a colon.
   Since I had part of the colon removed, I have to wear this s**... all the time.

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Colon Removal One Liners

Which colon removal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colon removal? I can suggest the ones about removal and appendix removal.

1. Doctor: sorry but I had to remove your colon in the surgery.. Me why?
2. Doctor: we will have to remove your colon. me why?
3. Doctor: I'm afraid we have to remove your colon. Me why?
4. Dr: We had to remove your colon Me Why?
5. Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon. Me Why?
6. When i was younger i had part of my colon removed Now i only have a semicolon
7. I had to have 75 percent of my colon removed The only thing I have left is a ;

Colon Removal Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about colon removal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean erase jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colon removal pranks.