Colon Cancer Jokes
8 colon cancer jokes and hilarious colon cancer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about colon cancer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Colon Cancer Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good colon cancer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I: went::: to:: the: doctor's:::: today::
I:: have::: colon: cancer::
If you survive colon cancer
Are you only left with a semi colon?
My English professor had a colonoscopy...
Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon.
A woman visits her doctor since she has some abdominal pains ...
She thinks she might be pregnant. After the examination, the doctor comes out to see her.
Doctor: *"Well, I hope you like changing diapers."*
Patient: *"Oh my god, are you serious? Am I pregnant?"*
Doctor: *"No, you've got colon cancer."*
Turns out I have colon cancer. I'm getting part of it removed tomorrow.
All I'll have left is a ;
Why does a semi colon have that little growth on the bottom?
It has colon cancer.
Daddy, daddy, I have colon cancer.
Don't worry, mom only has her P.
What do you get when you mix a middle aged man with colon cancer?
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