The Best 13 Colombian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colombian jokes. There are some colombian paralympics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colombian mexican puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colombian Jokes and Puns

"Oh man, Juan Valdez died this morning."

Ok, so it's not a 'joke' joke, but that's what you say. Maybe at work, at the bar with friends. Say it in a lull in the conversation. If you're really good, say it while scanning the paper or a news site.

Some people go, "oh!" And some people say, "wait, the Colombian coffee merchant?" and some people say, "oh my god, he *did?*" People always say something.

And then *you* say, "he did, he was assassinated. Someone from a drug cartel shot him with a golf gun. Bizarre story."

And you leave it there.

And if someone presses further, perhaps mention how terrible it must be to get shot by a golf gun.

And you'll eventually be asked, "what's a golf gun?"

To which you say, "don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"

What do they call a talkative Colombian?

Hablo Escobar

What's the difference between a clown and a colombian?

Ones a smug juggler the other is a drug smuggler.

Colombian joke, What's the difference between a clown and a colombian?

They walk in the bar

A bartender is working at an upscale bar downtown when all of the sudden, an Englishman, a Dane, a Frenchman, a German, a Russian, an American, a Canadian, a Mexican, a Peruvian, a Brazilian, a Colombian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Korean, 29 different Africans from all different African countries, and an Indian all walk in to the bar.

And the bartender says to them, sorry gentlemen, but you can't come here without a Thai.

^thanks ^SnW

Mom, I am very worried...

Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg.

- But that are great news, You should be very happy.

Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*


I once knew a Colombian conductor.

He was arrested for the murder of a passenger and in his confession he said he did it because the passenger was wearing pink shoes. I never would have thought that he was capable of something like this, but I must admit he had a locomotive.

I like my women like I like my coffee...

... Colombian ;)

Colombian joke, I like my women like I like my coffee...

I like my women how I like my coffee.

The largest size I can get and preferably Colombian.

I thought I would post the joke with my punchline instead of plugging it every time this joke is used.

What did the Colombian druglord say after being caught by the local youngsters?

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you MedellΓ­n kids.

As Colombian authorities chased down drug kingpin Pablo Escobar, his last words before they shot him were:

"I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you MedellΓ­n kids"

My boss asked me to take a drug test

I told him I've already tried most, but I'm always up for some pure Colombian.

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What do you call a Colombian coffee farmer?

A grounds keeper.

Colombian Necktie

Did the man with the Colombian necktie like his necktie?

He couldn't say.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colombian cuban jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colombian brazilian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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