Colombia Jokes

Funniest Colombia Short Jokes

Short colombia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colombia humour may include short travel jokes also.

1. How do you kill an Italian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off.
   (This is a joke we say in Colombia but about the Argentinians)
2. A blonde joins a Mexican cartel The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi.
3. There was a football match between Colombia and Jamaica in 1967 It didn't go well, the Colombians sniffed all the white lines and Jamaicans smoked all the grass.
4. In Colombia, kids have built a snowman. The police guessed snowman's value at approximately $400 million.
5. I like my coffee how I like my women Dark, delicate, and shipped to me in a box straight from Colombia
6. A really twisted joke What do ted bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?
   They both left bodies in four states.
7. How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Colombia and Venezuela border. The bitten end would point East.
8. Im from colombia and if i got a dollar everytime someone asked me if i sell c**.... I would not have to sell c**... anymore.
9. Between Coffee and c**...… …it seems like the country of Colombia just wants to wake up the world.
10. Between the Coffee and the c**... I think it's Colombia's mission to keep the world awake.

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Colombia One Liners

Which colombia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colombia? I can suggest the ones about south america and vacation.

1. The only thing well-organized in Colombia... is crime.
2. How do you say Philippines in Ebonics? Colombia

Howlingly Hilarious Colombia Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about colombia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean republic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colombia pranks.