The Best 15 Colombia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colombia jokes. There are some colombia peru jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colombia cocaine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colombia Jokes and Puns

Im from colombia and if i got a dollar everytime someone asked me if i sell cocaine.

I would not have to sell cocaine anymore.

After someone pointed it out to her, my mother asked me to explain the difference between the District of Columbia and the country Colombia.

So explained to her that one of them is famous for it's drugs, corruption and blatant criminal activity, while the other historicly lost to England on penalties in this years world cup.

Between Coffee and Cocaineโ€ฆ

โ€ฆit seems like the country of Colombia just wants to wake up the world.

Colombia joke, Between Coffee and Cocaineโ€ฆ

How do you kill an Italian?

Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off.

(This is a joke we say in Colombia but about the Argentinians)

A blonde joins a Mexican cartel

The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi.


In Colombia, kids have built a snowman.

The police guessed snowman's value at approximately $400 million.

I like my coffee how I like my women

Dark, delicate, and shipped to me in a box straight from Colombia

Colombia joke, I like my coffee how I like my women

There was a football match between Colombia and Jamaica in 1967

It didn't go well, the Colombians sniffed all the white lines and Jamaicans smoked all the grass.

A really twisted joke

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?

You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean

What did the Colombian druglord say after being caught by the local youngsters?

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellรญn kids.

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As Colombian authorities chased down drug kingpin Pablo Escobar, his last words before they shot him were:

"I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellรญn kids"

How can you use a banana as a compass?

Place a banana on the Colombia and Venezuela border. The bitten end would point East.

The only thing well-organized in Colombia...

is crime.

Colombian Necktie

Did the man with the Colombian necktie like his necktie?

He couldn't say.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colombia uruguay jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colombia dominican piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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