Colombia Jokes

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The Best Colombia Puns

Im from colombia and if i got a dollar everytime someone asked me if i sell cocaine.

I would not have to sell cocaine anymore.

After someone pointed it out to her, my mother asked me to explain the difference between the District of Columbia and the country Colombia.

So explained to her that one of them is famous for it's drugs, corruption and blatant criminal activity, while the other historicly lost to England on penalties in this years world cup.

Between Coffee and Cocaine…

…it seems like the country of Colombia just wants to wake up the world.

How do you kill an Italian?

Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off.

(This is a joke we say in Colombia but about the Argentinians)

A blonde joins a Mexican cartel

The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi.


I like my coffee how I like my women

Dark, delicate, and shipped to me in a box straight from Colombia

There was a football match between Colombia and Jamaica in 1967

It didn't go well, the Colombians sniffed all the white lines and Jamaicans smoked all the grass.

A really twisted joke

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?

You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean

What did the Colombian druglord say after being caught by the local youngsters?

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you MedellΓ­n kids.

The only thing well-organized in Colombia...

is crime.


As Colombian authorities chased down drug kingpin Pablo Escobar, his last words before they shot him were:

"I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you MedellΓ­n kids"

Colombian Necktie

Did the man with the Colombian necktie like his necktie?

He couldn't say.

How can you use a banana as a compass?

Place a banana on the Colombia and Venezuela border. The bitten end would point East.

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