Cologne Jokes
56 cologne jokes and hilarious cologne puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cologne that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cologne Short Jokes
Short cologne jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cologne humour may include short perfume jokes also.
- I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. I'm going to call it "leave me the fuh cologne"
- Apparently there's a battle for the rights to Star Wars aftershave. It's The Cologne Wars.
- The bar down the street has a cologne dispenser in the men's room. But it has a sign on it that says, 'Out of Odor.'
- Why did Billie Joe Armstrong smell so nice whilst walking down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams? He wore cologne, he wore cologne.
- Elon Musk People always talk about how great of an entrepreneur Elon Musk is but he's yet to create a cologne called Elon's Musk.
- I invented a new aftershave in honour of the Omicron virus I named it 'Leave me the Far Cologne'
- Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?
- Yul Brynner was a lifelong liverpool fan who didn't wear aftershave Yul never wore cologne
- My husband was quite distraught and incoherent after losing his job at the cologne factory. I don't know how to reply; he just isn't making scents anymore.
- Most interesting man in the world doesn't always wear cologne but when he does... It's Elon Musk.
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Cologne One Liners
Which cologne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cologne? I can suggest the ones about fragrance and coca cola.
- What do you call a rapper that smells nice? Post Cologne
- Please don't use odd and obscure colognes and perfumes.... Common scents, people!
- Which German city smells the nicest? Cologne
- Colon Cologne, the fragrance that takes you beyond Uranus!
- I made a new fragnance for introverts It's called 'leave me the fuh cologne'
- Elon Musk is making a new cologne. It's called Elon Musk.
- Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne "Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"
- Perfume and cologne can now be transferred via email. They go into your scent folder.
- What cologne do SpaceX employees wear? Musk by Elon
- I'm developing my own mens fragrance... I'm going to call it, "Leave Me The Fuh Cologne."
- What cologne does Bill Cosby wear? Chloroform
- Tesla just released a new brand of cologne It's called "Elon's Musk."
- What do you call a good smelling rapper? Post Cologne
- What type of cologne does Sean Connery wear? Old Spies
- What's the name of the cologne created for Tesla owners? Elon Musk
Cheeky Cologne Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about cologne you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hamburg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cologne pranks.
Tesla Motors started a brand of cologne.
They call it Elon Musk.
Why does haley joel osment always smell like cologne?
He wears six scents
Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out?
I heard it was a real hit with the ladies.
A salesman with a bad lisp...
came to my front door today. He was giving away a coupon for either free cologne or a free abortion. When I confronted him about it, he simply explained "Eidah way, you're gonna clear tha w**...."
What cologne do engineers wear?
Elon's musk
What kind of cologne applies itself?
Elon Musk
Did you hear about the new SpaceX company?
They're going into the cologne business. Elon's Musks
What cologne do Tesla drivers wear?
Elon's Musk
What's do you call a stormtrooper that smells good?
A cologne trooper...
Ever heard of an Irish bath?
An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.
Whatever you call it, it's all just ethnic cleansing.
Vincent: hey what classical concert are you going to and why are you wearing that fancy cologne?
Me: to Bait h**..., Vin.
TIL Elon Musk...
…isn't a cologne.
Just ordered a new cologne and it smells like w**..., money and a hint of regret.
It's called Elon Musk
Another terrible joke I made up, yay or nay?
What cologne do dummys were?
O DeCoy...
Sounded funnier in my head
A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant...
Its called Eel-on Musk.
New Cologne
My son told me this.
Tesla is offering a sample of their new cologne when you go to their show rooms.
It is called Elon Musk
My new fragrance for my Quarantine.
Leamee The Fuh
Cologne
I'm developing a new cologne for introverts
***Leave me the Fuh Cologne***
A woman and her wealthy lover traveled across Europe
They started their tryst in Amsterdam, before traveling to Barcelona, then Cologne, and Dublin. After months of travel and s**... s**..., they ended in Zurich.
It was a sorted affair.
