Cologne Jokes

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The Best Cologne Puns

I'm developing a new cologne for introverts

***Leave me the Fuh Cologne***

Elon Musk is making a new cologne.

It's called Elon Musk.

Apparently there's a battle for the rights to Star Wars aftershave.

It's The Cologne Wars.

A salesman with a bad lisp...

came to my front door today. He was giving away a coupon for either free cologne or a free abortion. When I confronted him about it, he simply explained "Eidah way, you're gonna clear tha womb."

Why did Billie Joe Armstrong smell so nice whilst walking down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?

He wore cologne, he wore cologne.

What cologne do SpaceX employees wear?

Musk by Elon

Ever heard of an Irish bath?

An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne.

Whatever you call it, it's all just ethnic cleansing.

Elon Musk

People always talk about how great of an entrepreneur Elon Musk is but he's yet to create a cologne called Elon's Musk.

Is it just me or does the name Elon Musk sound like a cologne brand my grandpa would wear?

Just ordered a new cologne and it smells like weed, money and a hint of regret.

It's called Elon Musk

What cologne does Bill Cosby wear?


Most interesting man in the world doesn't always wear cologne but when he does...

It's Elon Musk.

Yul Brynner was a lifelong liverpool fan who didn't wear aftershave

Yul never wore cologne

My husband was quite distraught and incoherent after losing his job at the cologne factory.

I don't know how to reply; he just isn't making scents anymore.

Ghetto Word Of The Day:

Cologne "Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"

Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out?

I heard it was a real hit with the ladies.

What do you call a good smelling rapper?

Post Cologne

What type of cologne does Sean Connery wear?

Old Spies

Did you hear about the new SpaceX company?

They're going into the cologne business. Elon's Musks

Fun fact: The actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan and never wore aftershave.

That's right, Yul never wore cologne.

It's a little known fact that superstar actor Yul Brynner was a huge Liverpool F.C fan. He also refused to use aftershave as it made his skin come up in hives.....

Yul never wore cologne!

What's the name of the cologne created for Tesla owners?

Elon Musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

New Cologne

My son told me this.

Tesla is offering a sample of their new cologne when you go to their show rooms.

It is called Elon Musk

Vincent: hey what classical concert are you going to and why are you wearing that fancy cologne?

Me: to Bait hoe, Vin.

Tesla Motors started a brand of cologne.

They call it Elon Musk.

TIL Elon Musk...

…isn't a cologne.

What cologne do Tesla drivers wear?

Elon's Musk

From The Times

I'm surprised no one else has reported this. There was a revelation about Yul Brunner in The Times yesterday. Apparently, he was a great Liverpool supporter. It was also reported that he refused to use after-shave. Yes, Yul never wore Cologne.

My new fragrance for my Quarantine.

Leamee The Fuh

What's do you call a stormtrooper that smells good?

A cologne trooper...

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What was the martian's favorite cologne?

Elon Musk.

Why does haley joel osment always smell like cologne?

He wears six scents

What is most incestuous cologne?

Eau de Puss Rex

After a long search, I finally found the French cologne I was looking for...

It was hiding behind the American cologne

A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant...

Its called Eel-on Musk.

Another terrible joke I made up, yay or nay?

What cologne do dummys were?

O DeCoy...

Sounded funnier in my head

If a South African inventor wanted to make a French-sounding cologne, what would he call his new fragrance?

Elan! Musk

Apparently Tesla is producing a new cologne that acts as a strong pheromone,

They're calling it, "Elon's Musk"

I bought a new fragrance today...

Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you

What is a technician's favorite cologne?

Elon Musk

I heard Germany was the most attractive country in the world

They had Cologne

WhatΒ΄s a MuslimΒ΄s favorite cologne?


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