Collins Jokes

Funniest Collins Short Jokes

Short collins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The collins humour may include short smith jokes also.

1. People used to say I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.... Well, take a look at me now!
2. I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction. I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now.
3. Someone once told me that I would not get far in life since I spent all of my time listening to Phil Collins. Take a look at me now!
4. What's the difference between an encyclopedia and a Republican senator? The encyclopedia has a spine.
   (Apologies to Senators Collins and Murkowski)
5. How did Phil Collins know about Lorde? She wasn't born until 1996 but In the Air Tonight was released in 1981
6. [OC?I just heard that superstar Phil Collins has an irrational fear of eating an inauthentic Vietnamese noodle dish. He calls it faux-pho-phobia.
7. Where Does Phil Collins Record His Albums? In the stu\-stu\-studio.
   Reaction to this could go either way. I am ready.
8. What do Phil Collins and God have in common? They were both introduced in Genesis and have watched people drown without intervening.
9. A christian came to the door and looked confused when I said I didn't believe the words of genesis I just never thought Phil Collins was that captivating.
10. What did Phil Collins say when his gardener asked how he'd like the lawn cut? "I don't care; any mow."

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Collins One Liners

Which collins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with collins? I can suggest the ones about graham and miller.

1. Where does Phil Collins record his music? The Stu-Stu-studio
2. What is the only type of water Collin Kaepernick drinks? Dasani
3. I Can.... Philip Collins in the air tonight.
4. You'll never guess where I saw Collin Kaepernick last week. ...the unemployment line.
5. Anyone want to start a Phil Collins cover band? We can call it Mike + The Mechanics
6. I can feel it.. collins in the air tonight..
7. You know Collin Kapernik? Can't stand that guy.........

Howlingly Hilarious Collins Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

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