The Best 21 Collins Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Collins Jokes and Puns

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper, surprised and pleased, says, "Oh, really? Tom Collins?"

Those people who are against gay marriage and say...

''In Genesis it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve'', are so narrow minded..

Everyone knows that in Genesis it was Phil Collins, Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford..

People used to say I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins....

Well, take a look at me now!

Collins joke, People used to say I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins....

I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction.

I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now.

What's the difference between an encyclopedia and a Republican senator?

The encyclopedia has a spine.

(Apologies to Senators Collins and Murkowski)


Where does Phil Collins record his songs?

In a stu-stu-studio.

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Collins joke, Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

How did Phil Collins know about Lorde?

She wasn't born until 1996 but In the Air Tonight was released in 1981

They said I'd never overcome my addiction to Phil Collins.

♩ But take a look at me nooooow ♩

[OC?I just heard that superstar Phil Collins has an irrational fear of eating an inauthentic Vietnamese noodle dish.

He calls it faux-pho-phobia.

Where Does Phil Collins Record His Albums?

In the stu\-stu\-studio.

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What do Phil Collins and God have in common?

They were both introduced in Genesis and have watched people drown without intervening.

A christian came to the door and looked confused when I said I didn't believe the words of genesis

I just never thought Phil Collins was that captivating.

Man...I used to really have a Phil Collins obsession.

But take a look at me now.

Two Kerry men driving through Cork

One fella says "That's where Michael Collins died"
The other fella "Tis a bad bend aright"

Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.

He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.

Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"

"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."

Collins joke, Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was it

I'm the most hated person in the Senate

Ted Cruz: I'm the most hated person in the Senate.

Susan Collins: Hold my beer.

Brett Kavanaugh: Who said beer?

Twitter repost @Amanda_Kerri

What did Phil Collins say when his gardener asked how he'd like the lawn cut?

"I don't care; any mow."

I Can....

Philip Collins in the air tonight.


Did you hear that Phil Collins took a tumble?

They could hear him falling down the stairs tonight, oh lord

Jewish joke from the 1970s: What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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