The Best 26 Collider Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Collider jokes. There are some collider spacetime jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Collider Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the Large Hadron Collider going down?

They are gonna have to bring in a quantum mechanic.

Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail?

Because he was a mass murderer

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

Collider joke, Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Two atoms walk into a party at the Large Hadron Collider...

It was full of nerds so they split.

What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight?

A Large Hardon Collider.

I just found out about this underground science ring

It's called the Large Hadron Collider

Two hydrogen atoms decide that they want to ride on the Large Hadron Collider.

They jump on a plane to Switzerland and sneak in while no one is looking. As they start to speed up one of them realises that they have both lost their electrons. It mentions it to his friend who asks "Are you sure?"

It replys "I'm positive."

Collider joke, Two hydrogen atoms decide that they want to ride on the Large Hadron Collider.

What do you call 2 gay physicists having sex?

A hard on collider.

So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound...

Apparently it's called the "Large Hardon Collider".

LHC (Large Hadron Collider)

When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina.

Why people are afraid of The Large Hadron Collider (LHC)?

because it's Very conCERNing!

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Nuclear Physicist Bartender

How did Nuclear Physicist mix drinks at his party?

With a Piña Collider.

Why do dyslexic gay men keep going to Switzerland?

To see the large hardon collider

I want to create a machine that would smash two boners together at nearly the speed of light.

I'll call it the Large Hard-on Collider

TIL that Geneva has the biggest meeting place for Homosexual scientists in the world.

It's called the "Large Hardon Collider"

If we could put bread in a particle collider...

We could discover new quarks and glutons.

Collider joke, If we could put bread in a particle collider...

What do you call a risk or a negative implication related to The Large Hedron Collider?

A concern

What do two atoms argue in the hadron collider?

Higg no rants

How fast are the particles in the Large Hadron Collider going?

Super cern-ic

What's the difference between a particle accelerator and Donald Trump?

One is a large hadron collider and the other is a small hard-on colluder

Yo momma's so fat,

she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop.

What would happen if someone accidentally Collided a fork lift into the Large Hadron Collider?


What's the only thing that can pleasure a supermassive black hole?

A Large Hard-on Collider

What would happen if the Large Hadron Collider broke down?


Scientists have found the main vector of homosexuality:

The large hardon collider.

If CERN's Large Hadron Collider creates a black hole that destroys earth

would that make it a weapon of math destruction?

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