Colli Jokes
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A Collie was talking about how hard he works on the farm where he lives.
A nearby sheep piped up 'YOU don't work hard, all you do is boss US around.' 'WHAT DID YOU SAY' shouted the collie. 'You herd me' the sheep replied
Right before colliding with an iceberg...
The captain of the Titanic got ready to make an announcement:
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Fun fact, this ship weighs about 52 thousand kilograms. I'm gonna let that sink in..."
I got a new Collie!
He doesn't like being home alone, so I named my Collie Culkin
In a collision, if one car is going twice as fast and the other weighs twice as much, who wins?
The mortician
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You know Collin Kapernik?
Can't stand that guy.........
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