Colli Jokes

Following is our collection of man puns and captain one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Colli jokes for adults, dirty stand jokes and clean glue dad gags for kids.

The Best Colli Puns

Right before colliding with an iceberg...

The captain of the Titanic got ready to make an announcement:
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Fun fact, this ship weighs about 52 thousand kilograms. I'm gonna let that sink in..."

I got a new Collie!

He doesn't like being home alone, so I named my Collie Culkin

You know Collin Kapernik?

Can't stand that guy.........

In a collision, if one car is going twice as fast and the other weighs twice as much, who wins?

The mortician

What did the greek biologist say when she got glue all over her?

E. Colli


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