The Best 6 Colli Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colli jokes. There are some colli captain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colli glue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colli Jokes and Puns

A Collie was talking about how hard he works on the farm where he lives.

A nearby sheep piped up 'YOU don't work hard, all you do is boss US around.' 'WHAT DID YOU SAY' shouted the collie. 'You herd me' the sheep replied



Right before colliding with an iceberg...

The captain of the Titanic got ready to make an announcement:
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Fun fact, this ship weighs about 52 thousand kilograms. I'm gonna let that sink in..."

I got a new Collie!

He doesn't like being home alone, so I named my Collie Culkin

In a collision, if one car is going twice as fast and the other weighs twice as much, who wins?

The mortician

You know Collin Kapernik?

Can't stand that guy.........


What did the greek biologist say when she got glue all over her?

E. Colli

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colli clash jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colli wins piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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