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Short college jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The college humour may include short cola jokes also.

  1. 'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.'
    'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'
  2. I got my first job as an accountant at 22, right out of college. Suddenly, the week after I turned 30, they fired me. 13 years of loyal service to the company, down the drain.
  3. I wish my college was run by EA At least I'd get a sense of pride and accomplishment for my money
  4. Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you.
  5. I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything... It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
  6. I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college.
  7. What did chuck norris tell his father when he left for college? You're the man of the house now
  8. There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work.
  9. I wish my college professors graded papers like Trump 'wins' elections \*Professor grading my test\*
    Well he got the first couple questions right looks like I can stop grading the rest.
  10. So this guy at college keeps calling me a flamingo one of these days I'm going to put my foot down.

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College One Liners

Which college one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with college? I can suggest the ones about academic and students university.

  1. What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? College
  2. What is the most expensive video streaming service right now? College.
  3. Why didn't the bear go to college? Because bears don't go to college.
  4. The sun doesn't need to go to college Because it already has 28 million degrees.
  5. Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt.
  6. What was spider Man's major in college? Web Design.
  7. 42% of strippers are working their way through college According to the latest pole
  8. I like my coffee how I like my men. I don't like coffee. Kidding, I liked it in college.
  9. Why did lebron james skip college? He didn't want to show up for finals.
  10. LPT for College: Laminate your notes so your tears roll off of them.
  11. Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's.
  12. What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison.
  13. What is the average grade of a pirate in college? High C's
  14. Where do college age vampires shop? Forever 21
  15. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison

College Student Jokes

Here is a list of funny college student jokes and even better college student puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Shout out to my student loan for getting me through college. I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you.
  • It's comforting to know that the US government works the same way as a college student when it comes to deadlines... They both wait until the last minute, then get an extension.
  • Talking about the American Dream in a college class and the prof asks: To a student from Germany, "Is there a Germany Dream?" He responded, "There was, but no one liked it."
  • I'd like to take a moment to say thank you student loans for getting me through college. I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.
  • What do you call a college student who joined the paratroopers to pay off his student loans? Debt from above.
  • Dad says, "College students are more interested in women today than ever before.." A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad
  • I've always said that college students are a lot like koala bears They sleep 22 hours a day, and 90% of them have chlamydia.
  • After years of hard work after college, I finally paid back my student loans. I wish I can post this in a different sub.
  • What criminal offense do college students commit the least? Resisting a rest.
  • I feel bad for current college students... Back when I was in school, our national health emergency was caused by drinking Four Lokos.

College Professor Jokes

Here is a list of funny college professor jokes and even better college professor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar. *[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*
  • Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? Cause they want the D.
  • College Professors are like Dora The Explorer They ask a question, stares at the class for a few seconds, and then gives the answer.
  • This doctor is so lucky An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
    gifted him a silver ear.
    Thanking the faculty the professor said: Thank god I am not a gynecologist.
  • Kermit the Frog decided to become a college professor. His lectures are ribbiting.
  • What did the cannibal say when he was eating the College Professor's nuts? Mmm. Academia!
  • Why are colleges starting to teach quantum computing? When professors try to explain binary states, the students tell them to go educate themselves.
  • Tommy Wiseau was my favorite college professor He always gave me hai marks
  • My college professor talked about double negatives today He said that you could use a double positive to describe something, but never a double negative.
    Yeah, right.
  • My right-wing sister accused me of getting indoctrinated by my college professors for my left-wing ideologies. I tell her "You're just jealous because I actually *finished* college."
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School College Jokes

Here is a list of funny school college jokes and even better school college puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Where do galaxies go to college? University!
    Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)
  • I met my girlfriend in primary school. I can't wait til she goes to college.
  • A group of vaping college students is called a smog. A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal's office.
  • I knew a guy who said he didn't marry his high school sweetheart until after he finished college. I asked him, "How come?"
    He said, "Well, duh. I was working on my bachelor's degree."
  • In my first year of college, I had 5 times the number of girlfriends that I had in my four years of high school. 5 x 0 = 0
  • Most guys experiment with homosexuality in college... I experimented in Sunday School
  • As the father of a now high school graduate, I think it's time I stopped fantasizing about "college girls." I mean, no need to dream when you've got the real thing at home, right?
  • Little sister told me an elementary school rhyme today. Women go to college to get more knowledge
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
  • I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something.
  • Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

College Finals Jokes

Here is a list of funny college finals jokes and even better college finals puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because he struggles with finals
  • I finally got a smart dishwasher.... My wife finished college.
  • Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for.
  • A high schooler walks into an SAT, a college student walks into a final,
    and a law student walks into a bar.
  • I Finally Chose a College Major... Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany.
    Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that?
    Me: Well it is a growing field.
  • I am surprised to see my college degree finally has some public utility Maskcommunication
  • Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!
  • I'm stoked to have my final college test of the semester tomorrow! Wish me merry Xams!
  • A student is finally done with college and finds a job.
  • Ajit Patel finally makes it to college...

College Football Jokes

Here is a list of funny college football jokes and even better college football puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • how many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll give 'em four credits for it.
  • Why is Alabama college football so strong? Because they are all one big family
  • If college football created a bowl game called the "Hyperbole," which two teams would be selected to play in it? The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe.
  • I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin. Not mine, someone else's.
  • Anybody a fan of college football? I heard the Miami Hurricanes are looking strong this year.
  • TIL College football is actually a combination of two American pastimes Coercive land grabbing, and exploiting unpaid black labor
  • At college football games, there's advertisements everywhere. Companies love presenting moments of the game. Though it was ironic seeing Planned Parenthood presenting the "Delivery of the Game."
  • What college football date usually comes in April? The one who buys her a drink.
  • As an intolerant dyslexic sports enthusiast... I really hate all transrefs coming between seasons in college football.
  • College football joke Ohio State deserved to be in the final 4 of the college football playoff?? Must be joking.
    At least UW was able to put 7 on the board against Alabama.
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Comical College Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about college you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean club jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make college prank.

Forget everything you learned in college...

'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.'
'But I never went to college.'
'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'

Two high school graduates are discussing their future college plans. The first says "I'm planning on going into farming, it's what my father did and it makes good money." The second asks "What type of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?"

"I don't know man, there are so many fields to choose from."

Why did the s**... go to college?

To pick up his master's degree.

My dad first talked to me about s**... when I was going to college.


He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you something from the chemist."
"Dad," I said, "I have condoms."
And he said, "You won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants."

r**... Logic Joke

Two r**..., Hunter and c**... decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the c**... asked.
The counselor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a w**... eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the counselor.
"That's real good!" said c**....
The counselor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, c**... said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
c**... was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the counselor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"
c**..., proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Hunter was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked Hunter.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied c**....
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked Hunter.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a w**... eater?" asked c**....
"No," Hunter replied.
"Then you're gay."

Two blondes meet in college..

one asks the other: "What year are you in?" "Well...2012. you ?"
*Edit. The title could be a joke on its own.

The Final Exam

The weekend before their big history final, four college buddies decided to go to St. Louis to party with friends. However, after partying all night, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Springfield until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking their history final then, they decided to find their professor after it was over and explain to her why they had missed it.
They had gone to St. Louis for the weekend, they told her, and had planned to come back in time for the test, but on the way back, they'd taken a short cut down a dirt road and had had a flat tire. They didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time and as a result they missed the final.
The Professor thought about it awhile and then agreed they could make up the final the following day.
The guys were elated. They studied together that evening and, the next morning, arrived for the test. The professor placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem. It asked:
"(For 5 points) On what date was the Declaration of Independence ratified?"
"Cool," they thought at the same time, each in his separate room. "This test is going to be a breeze."
Each wrote July 4, 1776 and then turned the page.
On the second page was written:
"(For 95 points): Which tire?"

Importance of Planning

Why planning is important?
One night four college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
See below for the question paper.
Q.1. Your Name…….. ………
(2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst?
(98 MARKS)
a) Front left
b) Front right
c) Back left
d) Back right

A joke a Jewish speaker at my Catholic college told the student body in front of a bunch of nuns

So a man walks into confession and says "Forgive me father, for I have sinned". The priest says "What have you done, my son?"
"I'm 72 and just had s**... with two 25 year olds" he claimed.
"Are you kidding?!" the priest said. "You can't do that. 100 Hail Mary's and run around the church 1000 times. By the way is this your first confession?"
"Yes I've never been to confession before. I'm Jewish."
"If you are Jewish why are you telling me this?" begged the priest.
"I'm telling everybody"

So a college teacher is talking to his male students...

"Access to the women's dorms is strictly prohibited. If someone is caught there for the first time, they will suffer a fine of 100 dollars. The second offence will involve a 300 dollar fine. Getting caught there for the third time will cost you a hefty fine of 500 dollars."
Suddenly, a student in the back raises his hand and asks:
"How much for a semester pass?"

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably r**....

An Arab student e-mails his dad

Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,
but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser.


The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:

My dear loving son,
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
Love,
your Dad

When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers...

But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying

I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey...

For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college.

A beautiful college professor reminds her student of the big test tomorrow

She says "You cannot be absent unless you are wounded, seriously ill or you have a sudden death in the family." One boy asks "But what about extreme fatigue from a hot night of s**...?" When the class is done laughing the professor smiles and says
"In that case you can write with your other hand."

A college professor asks all of his students to yell out stereotypes for a class project

For a class project, a college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.
"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.
"Sony!" Yells the blonde girl in the front.

I'm going to major in Philosophy when I go to college...

...so one day I can ask '*Why* do you want fries with that?'

4 college students are having a great time on spring break.

So they decide to spend an extra week away from class. One of the students calls his professor, and says "prof, we are stuck in Daytona beach. We won't be able to make it back in time for exams because the tire on our car blew. We need to get it fixed before we head back".
The prof says "no problem. Your safety comes first. Do what you need to, and when you get back the four of you can write the exam at that point".
So the students live it up for another week. Drinking. Partying. Etcetera.
When they get back to school a week later, the prof welcomes them, sits them each in different rooms, and hands them the exam.
When they turn the page over to start writing, they find their exams have only one question: "which tire?"

A Saudi Arabian prince is going to college in England

He texts his father,
"Dad, I feel weird driving my Lamborghini to school when all my classmates take a train"
His father replies;
"Son, I have transferred 500 million dollars into your account. Go out and buy a train and stop embarrassing this family"

What is College Feminism?

What is college feminism?
10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers

My mother always said, "Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your maid."

When I went to college the dorm had a maid who told us, "Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your mother."

A recent college grad visits a farm one day

A recent college grad visits a farm one day. He approaches the farmer and points to one of the trees.
"You know, with the methods you old farmers use, I'd be surprised if you could get one bushel of apples from that tree" says the college grad.
"I'd be too" the farmer answers. "That's a peach tree."

I hope college lives up to the hype

All my notebooks say "college ruled" so it must've been somewhat fun

An elderly man walks into a confessional...

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had s**... with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old. I'm telling everybody .

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing
This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Here's one for you recent graduates.

A college grad decides to get a job at a hardware store for the summer. He shows up on his first day of work and his boss hands him a broom.
"Here, your first task is to sweep out all the aisles. After that, I'll show you where the rest of the cleaning supplies are."
The grad looks at the broom and says to his boss, "I don't think you understand, I'm a college graduate."
His boss replies, "Oh, no problem. I can show you how to use a broom."

Crossing the Border

A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how friendly the Americans all were, as they all turned to him at the start of the game and asked together, "Jose, can you see?"

Add a word to ruin a movie:

- Batman Begins College
- The Longest Yard Sale
- Charlottes Web Cam.

A man goes up to heaven and is being shown around.

A man goes up to heaven and is being shown around. He is surprised to be living with his wife and an ex from college. An angel explains "In heaven, you spend your time with the people you had s**... with the most times".
The man thinks this could cause trouble and asks if there is any way to appeal the decision. The angel tells him he could speak to one of the priests. The man asks where to find a priest. The angel replies "They are easy to find, just look for a crowd of choir boys".

A college teacher said this about the finals tomorrow.

She said "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tommorow. I might consider something like a car c**..., or trump wins, but that's all. A student in the back of the room asked "What if i was suffering from complete s**... exhaustion?" The whole class laughed, but was silenced when the teacher said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand"

Johnny paid his way through college by waitering in a restaurant.

"What's the usual tip?" asked a customer.
"Well," said Johnny, "this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I'd be doing great."
"Is that so?" growled the customer. "In that case, here's twenty dollars."
"Thanks. I'll put it in my college fund," Johnny said.
"By the way, what are you studying?" asked the customer.
"Applied psychology."

Since I'm going away to college, my Dad sat me down to have a talk.

He said OK, Dan, you're going off to college. You're going to be living away from home, in a dorm, surrounded by beautiful girls. So I got you something from the drug store.
I said It's ok, Dad- I already know about condoms.
He's said No - anti-depressants.

A college class was asked to write a short story in as few words as possible.

A college class was asked to write a short story in as few words as possible.
The only catch was the story had to include three subjects:
1: Religion
2: Sexuality
3: Mystery
Below is the only A* essay.
"Good god, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it."

A college professor is driving home drunk one Saturday night....

When he gets pulled over. The cop comes up to his window and asks him:
"Excuse me sir, you were speeding, you ran a red light and you appear to be drunk, where are you going?"
The professor replies: "I am currently on my way to a lecture concerning the dangers of drinking, smoking and staying up late."
The police officer says: "Who could possibly be giving that kind of lecture at this time?"
The professor responds: "My wife."

I watched so many programming tutorial videos in college

My inner monologue started developing an Indian accent

A man walks in for an interview

Interviewer: forget everything you learned in college. You won't be needing any of that here.
Man: good that I didn't go to college then.
Interviewer: sorry we can't hire you.

If I had 50 cents for every math exam I failed in college...

I would be up to about $6.30 now.

I've paid $.25 for a bag of Top Ramen since I was in college

Either they don't raise their prices for inflation or I've been getting ripped off the past 20 years...

Back in my hippie college days, a professor came up to me in the cafeteria and asked me, "Ya dig?"

I thought to myself, this guy's pretty far out. I answered, "Yeh, man. I dig!"

That's how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition.

A college teacher reminds her class of the next day's final exam.

Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!
A smart-a**... guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head sweetly.
Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

My wife wants to leave me. She says I care more about gambling than I do her or our daughter.

She's obviously wrong. Why else am I refusing to leave the casino until I win my daughter's college tuition money back?

I asked my friend if he would ever dare to shave his n**... with a straight razor

He said he tried it once while in college, but it was so bad that he hasn't got the b**... to try it again.

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students...

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing
out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and
the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking
this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this
rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will
cost you $180. Are there any questions?"
How much for a season pass?

I hate it when people subtly flex where they went to college

I have this friend who went to Harvard and he just won't shut tf up about it. He's always been like this, even when we were in college together.

Four college students get drunk together the night before their final exam.

They get so drunk that they wake up late and miss their exam. The four students go to the professor together and explain this elaborate lie that their car tire went flat when they were on their way to the exam. They beg for a retest, and the professor agrees.
The day of the makeup test, the four boys all arrive on time, completely sober. The professor looks at the boys, looks at his watch, and says you may begin the test.
The boys open the final booklet and to their surprise, they each only have one question.
Which tire was flat?

A college professor reminds her class of the next day's final exam saying, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever"

A guy sitting at the back asks, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?"
The teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, and says, Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

An Arab student emails his dad:

*An Arab student emails his dad:*
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,
but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser.


*The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:*

My dear loving son,
Twenty million USD have just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
Love,
your Dad

In my college days I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

A college engineering student shows up with a new bike

"Woah where did you get such a nice bike?" his fellow engineering student asked.
"I was walking down the street last night and this g**... her bike came up to me started taking off her clothes and said 'its all yours' so I just took the bike" he said.
His friend replied "Good choice bro the clothes probably didn't even fit you"

two h**... trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought.

"you have to go to college"

**SON:** but why though?
"to be able get nice things *[shows him my watch]* you see this?"
**SON:** yeah?
"I stole this from my roommate, freshman year"

How to stay in class

A college student walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What a day. Our calculus instructor has to be one of the most difficult professors on the campus," the student says. "If she wasn't so drop-dead gorgeous I would have dropped the class already." "So I guess you could says she's easy on the eyes," the bartender says. "But hard on the pupils?"

My p**... smoking college roommate decided to choose Theology as his major.

He's now a high priest.

I've just finished my time machine, and the first thing I'm going to do...

...you know, I'm sick of all these t**... paintings by Adolf h**..., I'm going to go back and make sure he never gets into art college.

College joke, I've just finished my time machine, and the first thing I'm going to do...

jokes about college

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these college jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.