College Semester Jokes
10 college semester jokes and hilarious college semester puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about college semester that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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So a college teacher is talking to his male students...
"Access to the women's dorms is strictly prohibited. If someone is caught there for the first time, they will suffer a fine of 100 dollars. The second offence will involve a 300 dollar fine. Getting caught there for the third time will cost you a hefty fine of 500 dollars."
Suddenly, a student in the back raises his hand and asks:
"How much for a semester pass?"
I'm so proud of my son who just finished his first semester of college in Canada.
He got straight eh's.
I have my end semester exam tomorrow
The joke is that I couldn't get into college
I miss the days when I could just do crazy things. Like once I went an entire semester only wearing clothes I made out of notebook paper.
College ruled.
I'm a senior in college with 2 semesters left, and I'm considering picking up a minor
Do I lie about my age, or do I just offer to buy her cigarettes and booze?
I decided to be chivalrous during my first semester of college by offering a girl my umbrella in the rain
I've been here a month and I've made -1 girls wet.
Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?
So he could spend a semester a broad.
I'm stoked to have my final college test of the semester tomorrow!
Wish me merry Xams!
Warning: Dad humor following.
John was so proud of his son for being the first one from their town to ever go to college. At the mill John would brag, "My boy is the smartest this town has ever seen!"
The boy returned after his first semester from college. The town gathered amazed at the boy prodigy. "Go on, son, tell 'em something smart. Tell 'em what you learned at college." John said proudly.
The boy was a bit nervous. But remembering his math class he weakly said, "Ah... pi r squared."
John looked down in disappointment. He buried his face in his hands and said, "Oh, son... everyone knows pies are round!"
College money...
There was a kid that went to college, and his Dad sent him enough money for the whole year, well the kid blew through that in the first half of the first semester.
He didn't want to just ask his Dad for more money because he knew he probably wouldn't give it to him.
So he calls his Dad and asks to send their dog, Old Blue with $1000, to the college and he will enroll him in a class that teaches dogs to talk.
The Father thinks that's neat so he sends the dog and the money, and after the end of the first semester, the kid has blown through all that money too.
So he calls his Dad again, and tells him that if he sends $2500 he will enroll Old Blue into a class to teach dogs to read. The Dad thinks this is real cool, so he sends him the money.
At the end of the year the kid knew he couldn't bring Old Blue home with him, because he could not talk nor read.
He called his Dad before summer break, and told him, I had to shoot Old Blue, the Father shocked, You had to shoot Old Blue? Yeah, well he was sitting there reading the Wall Street Journal like he always does, and he looks at me and says, Hey, is your Dad still seeing that red headed broad down the street? The Dad said, You have done the right thing son! You need anymore money?
Credit/Heard this from my Dad who says his preacher told him this one.
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