College Scholarships Jokes
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what do you call a cruise full of college graduates?
a Scholar-ship !
I spent my children's college fund on a boat...
I'm going to call it the scholarship.
As a broke college student, do you know what the best vehicle to have is?
A scholarSHIP.
I'm sorry.
I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin.
Not mine, someone else's.
Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?
He got a fool scholarship.
True story
Son: I got my college acceptance letter, and they're giving me a $3,000 scholarship!
Mom: You did? What for?
Son: Community service!
Mom: Do they know a judge told you that you had to do it?
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Once there was a magical mirror.
When you told the thruth it gave you things, but if you lie to it, it makes you vanish forever.
One day three college girls went to the mirror.
The red head said "I think I'm the smartest one."
Then she got a diploma, scholarship, and got accepted into all the colleges in the world.
The brunette then said "I think I'm the prettiest one."
Then she got a Corvette, mansion, a good looking boyfriend , and a lot of money.
Then the blonde said " I think...*p**...*"
Then she suddenly dissapearred forever
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