College Roommate Jokes
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- In college, my roommates and I were so broke, we couldn't afford to pay the electricity bill. Those were the darkest days of our lives.
- My roommate in college always gave us advice on what drugs to try on different holidays. He was the original trip advisor.
- When we were in college, my roommates and I were so poor that we couldn't afford to pay our electric bills. It was…the darkest days of our lives.
- When I was in college my roommate used to clean my room and I used to clean his We were maid for each other
- When I was in college my roommate accused me of stealing his clothes I was so worried I nearly pooped his pants
- What did Alex say to his college roommate to get him to stop working on his college essay and come out for hotdogs Relish today...
And Ketchup tomorrow - I remember when my Welsh roommate in college found out he was dyslexic He brought his girlfriend to a toga party
- I had a roommate in college who was such a bad cook, his mac and cheese caught fire. What a flaming casserole!
- My p**... smoking college roommate decided to choose Theology as his major. He's now a high priest.
- "you have to go to college" **SON:** but why though?
"to be able get nice things *[shows him my watch]* you see this?"
**SON:** yeah?
"I stole this from my roommate, freshman year"
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College Roommate Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about college roommate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean college student jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make college roommate pranks.
How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?
"He was the original owner!"
My college roommate had this weird habit of yelling at his drugs before he consumed them.
It wasn't nice… to witness substance a**....
When I was in college, my roommates would have s**... with anything that moved.
I never felt the need to limit myself that much.
"How was your blind date?"
A college student asked her 21 year old roommate.
"Terrible!" The roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive classic car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
You have to go to college
me: you have to go to college
son: but why though?
me: to be able get nice things (shows him my watch) you see this?
son: yeah
me: I stole this from my roommate freshman year
(From Internet)
The Knees and the key.
My roommate in college was born in China. Once, at a get-together, someone asked him, What kind of 'knees' are you?
He asked, What do you mean?
You know — Chinese, Japanese…
He said, Oh, I am Chinese. What kind of key are you?
Key? they asked.
You know — Yankee, donkey, monkey…
A college girl was found dead in her bathtub...
She decided to take a bath after a long day of testing. Unbeknownst to her, her roommate had a f**... of putting a 9-volt battery in the bath to give herself a small electric shock.
This time, however, she left it in the tub. The college girl decided she wanted to put some soothing bath salts in the tub. The salt made the bath water into a stronger conductor of electricity, so when she got in, she was electrocuted and died.
When the authorities found her body, they deduced that the cause of death was a salt and battery.