College Freshman Jokes
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Football
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. Can you tackle? asked the coach. Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded to run s**... into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. Wow, said the coach. I'm impressed. Can you run? Of course I can run, said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. Great! enthused the coach. But can you pass a football? The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. Well, sir, he said, If I can s**... it, I can probably pass it.
You have to go to college
me: you have to go to college
son: but why though?
me: to be able get nice things (shows him my watch) you see this?
son: yeah
me: I stole this from my roommate freshman year
(From Internet)
I asked a math major freshman friend this morning, "So what's your four-year plan in college?"
ohhh you mean my Four-Year Transform or Four-Year Series?
Remember when we worried about the Freshman 15 in college?
Well now it's the *Covid 19.*
Do you know how when you go to college you gain the freshman 20lbs?
Well, I've got the COVID 19
I had to retake geometry freshman year of college,
Cuz I am out of shape
How did the college freshman pass all his classes?
He got an A+ by letting his teacher give him the D.
A new report says that the average U.S. University Freshman reads at a 7th grade level. To any College Freshmen out there, big words say you can't read big words.
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The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team.
"Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run s**... into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can s**... it, I can probably pass it."
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