College Freshman Jokes
13 college freshman jokes and hilarious college freshman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about college freshman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest College Freshman Short Jokes
Short college freshman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The college freshman humour may include short freshman jokes also.
- I asked a math major freshman friend this morning, "So what's your four-year plan in college?" ohhh you mean my Four-Year Transform or Four-Year Series?
- Do you know how when you go to college you gain the freshman 20lbs? Well, I've got the COVID 19
- Yo momma so fat... When she started college, her nickname was the Freshman fifteen-hundred.
- How did the college freshman pass all his classes? He got an A+ by letting his teacher give him the D.
- A new report says that the average U.S. University Freshman reads at a 7th grade level. To any College Freshmen out there, big words say you can't read big words.
- "you have to go to college" **SON:** but why though?
"to be able get nice things *[shows him my watch]* you see this?"
**SON:** yeah?
"I stole this from my roommate, freshman year"
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College Freshman One Liners
Which college freshman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with college freshman? I can suggest the ones about freshman college and college student.
- Remember when we worried about the Freshman 15 in college? Well now it's the *Covid 19.*
- I had to retake geometry freshman year of college, Cuz I am out of shape
Cheerful Fun College Freshman Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about college freshman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean starting college jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make college freshman pranks.
Football
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. Can you tackle? asked the coach. Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded to run s**... into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. Wow, said the coach. I'm impressed. Can you run? Of course I can run, said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. Great! enthused the coach. But can you pass a football? The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. Well, sir, he said, If I can s**... it, I can probably pass it.
You have to go to college
me: you have to go to college
son: but why though?
me: to be able get nice things (shows him my watch) you see this?
son: yeah
me: I stole this from my roommate freshman year
(From Internet)
On the first day of school, the college dean addressed the freshman class to explain some of the campus rules.
"The women's dormitory
is off-limits to male students and the men's
dormitory is off-limits to female students," he
intoned. "Am body caught breaking this rule
will be fined $20 the first time, $60 the second
lime and $180 the third time. Does anyone
have any questions?
A male student raised his hand. "How much
for a season pass?"