Following is our collection of mortgage puns and collect one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Collectors jokes for adults, dirty garbage collector jokes and clean timepieces dad gags for kids.
Debt collectors are the worst
They have issues, man.
They're always complaining about the 10" they don't have.
They have so many issues
Because they're not garbage collectors.
I heard collectors pay more for items in mint condition.
A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
(to a homeless)
\--What will you do if you are given one million dollars?
\--Oh, I will pay the collectors.
\--And the rest?
\--And the rest of the collectors will have to wait.
Mint conditioner.
Because they love collecting small change! (Coin collectors)
I'll see myself out!
...but it did give me paws.
They're in mint condition
There is an abundance of retailer jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 12 funniest jokes and collectors puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any perp witze you can hear about collectors.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.