Following is our collection of funny Collectors jokes. There are some collectors collect jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these collectors timepieces puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Every time collectors call, they say my payments have been outstanding.
Debt collectors are the worst
They have issues, man.
They're always complaining about the 10" they don't have.
They have so many issues
Because they're not garbage collectors.
I heard collectors pay more for items in mint condition.
A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
(to a homeless)
\--What will you do if you are given one million dollars?
\--Oh, I will pay the collectors.
\--And the rest?
\--And the rest of the collectors will have to wait.
Mint conditioner.
Because they love collecting small change! (Coin collectors)
I'll see myself out!
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...but it did give me paws.
They're in mint condition
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We suggest to use only working collectors perp piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.