The Best 14 Collectors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Collectors jokes. There are some collectors collect jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these collectors timepieces puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Collectors Jokes and Puns

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along

I don't understand why my credit score is so low.

Every time collectors call, they say my payments have been outstanding.

I hate people who can't let go of the past

Debt collectors are the worst

Collectors joke, I hate people who can't let go of the past

There is definitely something wrong with comic book collectors...

They have issues, man.

Why do record collectors have bad sex lives?

They're always complaining about the 10" they don't have.

I feel sorry for comic book collectors.

They have so many issues

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Collectors joke, Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

I sold my foot that had the Tic-Tac toe today...

I heard collectors pay more for items in mint condition.

A Strange Career Choice...

A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

A homeless and one million dollars

(to a homeless)

\--What will you do if you are given one million dollars?

\--Oh, I will pay the collectors.

\--And the rest?

\--And the rest of the collectors will have to wait.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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Do you know why numismatists love Obama?

Because they love collecting small change! (Coin collectors)

I'll see myself out!

I wouldn't say I was afraid when I joined the Cat Leg Collectors Club...

...but it did give me paws.

I just bought some collectors edition candy canes from Santa himself

They're in mint condition

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