The Best 13 Collectors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Collectors jokes. There are some collectors collect jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these collectors timepieces puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Collectors Jokes and Puns

I don't understand why my credit score is so low.

Every time collectors call, they say my payments have been outstanding.

I hate people who can't let go of the past

Debt collectors are the worst

There is definitely something wrong with comic book collectors...

They have issues, man.

Collectors joke, There is definitely something wrong with comic book collectors...

Why do record collectors have bad sex lives?

They're always complaining about the 10" they don't have.

I feel sorry for comic book collectors.

They have so many issues


Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

I sold my foot that had the Tic-Tac toe today...

I heard collectors pay more for items in mint condition.

Collectors joke, I sold my foot that had the Tic-Tac toe today...

A Strange Career Choice...

A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants
to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

A homeless and one million dollars

(to a homeless)

\--What will you do if you are given one million dollars?

\--Oh, I will pay the collectors.

\--And the rest?

\--And the rest of the collectors will have to wait.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Do you know why numismatists love Obama?

Because they love collecting small change! (Coin collectors)

I'll see myself out!

You can explore collectors mortgage reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean collectors garbage collector dad jokes. There are also collectors puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I wouldn't say I was afraid when I joined the Cat Leg Collectors Club...

...but it did give me paws.

I just bought some collectors edition candy canes from Santa himself

They're in mint condition

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the collectors retailer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working collectors perp piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes