The Best 47 Colleague Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colleague jokes. There are some colleague boss jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colleague comrade puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colleague Jokes and Puns

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USER: I can't get on the Internet.

SUPPORT: Are you sure you used the right password?

USER: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

SUPPORT: Can you tell me what the password was?

USER: Five dots.

Last night my black colleague.......

Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award.

Luckily security stopped him at the door.

A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of...

...a colleague on the other end of the line.

"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.

As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"

"Oh yes, very serious," said the doctor gravely. "There are three doctors there already."

Colleague joke, A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of...

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa Claus stops after three ho's.

I don't claim... heard from a colleague of mine.

My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges

He was caught magenta handed.


I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges....

I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

Colleague joke, What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

I called a colleague inviting him to an orgy.

He asked how many people will be there. I said " if you and your wife come, there will be three of us."

So a work colleague told me that Prince died and they found his body in a lift.

Well, he was obviously coming down with something.

My colleague can no longer attend next week's seminar on innuendo...

Now I have to fill her slot...

A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals.

Ironically, his quick reaction killed him.

You can explore colleague classmate reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean colleague girlfriend dad jokes. There are also colleague puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


A lawyer walks into a bar.

Says "Hey can I get two beers. One for me one for my colleague who is right behind me. He must have gotten lost."

A minute later the other lawyer walks in and says "Sorry, I passed the bar!"

Two Scientists Walk Into a Bar

The first scientist says "I'll have some H2O"

The second scientist then proceeds to grab a stool from the bar and throw it at his colleague, realising that the first scientist was trying to murder him.

A Russian judge walks out of has chambers laughing his head off.

A colleague approaches him and asks him why he is laughing. "I just heard the funniest joke in the world!" "Well go ahead and tell me," says the second judge. "I can't - I just gave someone ten years for it!"

Colleague said "I used to be the most fashionable chick in my batch in college!"

To which "What changed after college?" Is not the apt reply.

A joke a Polish colleague just told me.

When a Polish man is tasked with killing a German and a Russian, he is asked who he will kill first.

The answer is first the German, after the Russian.

When asking for an explanation, he says 'Duty comes first, pleasure comes after'.

Colleague joke, A joke a Polish colleague just told me.

My work colleague asked me

Why do you keep a picture of your wife on your desk if you hate her so much?

I replied, In case I'm tempted to take a day off.

A woman in work was fired for having intimate relations with a colleague.

We don't know who fingered her

Two explorers are exploring the Arctic

After some walking, they come across an igloo.

The first explorer turns to his colleague and says, An ice house!

The second replies, A nice house, indeed!


Did you hear about the white biologist stealing a petri dish from his black colleague?

It was a case of cultural appropriation.

I think my doctor really likes my choice of sensible footwear…

I overheard him telling his colleague that I had, "Serious healthy shoes."

We had a job opening with 60 applicants. I threw the top half of the pile of resumes away without looking at them. My colleague asked why I did that.

I replied, "I do not want unlucky people working for me."

A colleague was let go today......

....after he updated his online status from 'Working Remotely' to 'Remotely Working'

My colleagues wanted to do a team building activity, and someone suggested a ropes course.

A few folks were hesitant, but I'm happy to say everyone came. I've never experience such fantastic bondage.

My Japanese colleague got really angry today after losing his battered prawns.

He really lost his tempura.

A weird man with a weird condition

The man was never very good at anything.
He had no talents apart from his ability to notice things when he was drunk.
He decided to become a detective.
On his first day he came across a dead body , but he could not make head or tail of the situation.
So he proceeded to ask his colleague , Here's the dead body. Where's tequila ?

I was watching the weather on TV tonight and the forecaster said, "And because of the cold front coming in from North-East, we can expect about 5 inches of snow." She then glared off camera and continued...

"Or as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches."

I finally confronted the colleague drinking whole pot of common office coffee

How do you even sleep at night?

A microbiologist went over to his colleague at the bar and said...

'I see you are also a man of culture.'

My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague.

I said, Don't cry over skilled milf.

I wanted something from my colleague so I asked him - How busy are you today?

He replied As busy as a cucumber in a women's prison !

An anesthesiologist asks his colleague, "Man I borrow some chloroform?"

"Knock yourself out."

A single father needed breast milk for his infant baby and so he asked others how he could get it.

A colleague of his who was lactating offered to give her milk to the baby.

She became his breast friend.

What did the electrician say to his depressed colleague?

Keep soldering on!

This one's true. A work colleague of mine told me she went to Bangkok on her honeymoon. I replied,

I know you did, but where did you go?

A scientist named Nick asked his colleague about what was smelling here.

"Arsenic", he said.

Monday morning in the office, a man notices that his colleague is very sad.

At breakfast, he approaches him:What's wrong? You look really beat today.

Don't ask, I had the worst weekend you could imagine.

What happened?

I was visiting an old friend that I haven't seen in years and the family caught me sniffing his sister's underwear.

Okay, that's not nice, but no need to get all misty.

Well, she was still wearing them.

Oh, that's even worse.

Yeah, it ruined her whole funeral.

Sorry, no native english speaker, but i guess you get the point.

An ISS astronaut says to his colleague, "I can't find any milk for my coffee."

His friend replies, "In space no one can. Here, use cream."

Pandemic fun

CUSTOMER: why has your colleague got a larger plastic face covering than you?

SHOP ASSISTANT: that's the supervisor.

A mathematician arrives at work on a bike

His colleague asks "Where did you get the bike?"

"That's really curious. Imagine, I was walking down the road, suddenly that young woman comes along on this bike, jumps off, takes her dress off 'til she's naked and says "Take what you want". So I took the bike."

"Makes sense", his colleague says, "I don't think you'd look good in a dress".

A doctor received a call from his colleague.

"We need a fourth to join us for a game of golf," said his friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.

As he was putting his pants on, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"

"Oh yes, quite serious," he answered gravely. "In fact, they are three doctors there already."

A Soviet judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off

A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing."I just heard the funniest joke in the world!".

"Well", his colleague says, " Dont keep a good joke to yourself, go ahead and tell me!"

The other judge replies,"I can't – I just gave someone ten years for it!"

I asked my Spanish colleague if he could include me on an email

He replied, CC

Colleague from work has just texted saying he's caught Covid from his cat.

Don't ask meow

This is literally what my non-religious brother said to my Astronaut colleague.

Colleague :Hey Abraham, you are a Jew right?

Abraham : Well, not exactly. I'm Jew-ish.

I got stopped by a woman cop with "LAPD" on her cap

I said, where's your colleague with "ANCE" on hers?

After a tough week, a colleague said he was totally wiped out.

I said, "You're an asshole. What did you expect?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colleague coworker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colleague associate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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