The Best 4 Collard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Collard jokes. There are some collard turnip jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these collard walgreens puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Collard Jokes and Puns

What is the most formal vegetable?

Collard greens.

I told my friend that collard greens tasted like shoe leather. She said of course,

they're soul food.

I planted collard greens on my ceiling...

I call them walgreens

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the collard call jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working collard favorite piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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