collard Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious collard puns

What is the most formal vegetable?

Collard greens.

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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I planted collard greens on my ceiling...

I call them walgreens

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What do you call black vegetables?

Collard greens

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Why do they call them collard greens?

Because slaves eat it

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What are the most funny Collard jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Collard? Well, here are the best Collard dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Collard pick up lines to share with friends.

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