Collard Green Jokes
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What is the most formal vegetable?
Collard greens.
I told my friend that collard greens tasted like shoe leather. She said of course,
they're soul food.
I planted collard greens on my ceiling...
I call them walgreens
What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?
He got turnip
Inside a Best Buy store.
Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for a shredder."
Coworker: "We have all types of shredders. What will you be shredding primarily?"
Customer: "Collard greens."
Why do they call them collard greens?
Because slaves eat it
What do you call black vegetables?
Collard greens
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