Collapse Jokes

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The Best Collapse Puns

Financial collapse in Japan

Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.

Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.

There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.

Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.

500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.

How do you make a house of cards collapse?

Just give it time and Spacey

During the collapse of the Soviet Union...

... An elderly woman is surveyed by the government to conclude what the state of mind of the populous is.

**Survey man**: Where were you born?

**Woman**: St. Petersburg

**Survey man**: Where do you live now?

**Woman**: Leningrad

**Survey man**: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

**Woman**: St. Petersburg

Two guys got lost in the Egyptian desert

Both christians, one named John and the other named Thomas. They were starving and about to collapse when they spotted a Mosque, They rushed there for help. The Imam came out and asked for their names, John came up with 'Abdullah' in a panic and Thomas just said his name. The Imam hastily told the patrons to give Thomas food and water. While John had to wait and finish his fast.

What Saudi funded event ended in a massive collapse on 9/11?

Hillary Clinton's campaign.

One arch said to the other arch: β€žI hope you collapse and die.

You see, they were arch enemies.

An engineer, an architect and a mathematician are trapped in a cave with nothing but a can of food each and they want to get the cans open so that they can eat.

The engineer finds a rock and taps it against the weak spot of the can. The architect throws the can against the wall in a way that doesn't collapse the cave. The mathematician then announces loudly to the other two, Let my can be open, how do we close it?

An old rabbi wants to leave the Soviet Union

So he goes to the emigration office. The clerk asks him why he wants to go.

Rabbi: There are two reasons. The first is that I'm afraid the Soviet Union will collapse someday. The people will then seek to blame someone for the crimes of Communism, and us Jews will become scapegoats once more.

Clerk: But this is nonsense, comrade. The Soviet Union can never fall.

Rabbi: Yeah, that would be the second reason.

How did the sea-wall collapse?

It cracked under pier pressure.


Heard about the I-85 highway collapse in Atlanta

It's the biggest collapse they've had since the Super Bowl :(

Two scotsmen walk into a bar.

The second they open the door, they immediately collapse on the floor and start heaving. The bartender comes over and asks what's wrong. They both reply that they have been walking for several weeks, without rest. the bartender asks, "What did you do that for?" the scotsmen reply, "just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door"

I just witnessed record breaking sprinter collapse out of breath...

He was inspiring

Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?

Ah well, we won't go over it then.

Why did the Covenant Economy collapse?

Because there was no Prophet.

Quantum Computers are rubbish

When you want a result they collapse

Interstate 85 is the worst collapse Atlanta's had...

...since losing the Super Bowl

So a buddy of mine asked me when will I stop listening to Eminem

I said till I collapse

Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.

Some of the machinery and conveyor belts started to collapse and break inside the vinegar factory.

It was the biggest maltdown they had ever ever experienced

Why did the wedding cake collapse?

It was two tiered.

The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are.

Human civilization would collapse within a week...


...are like if somebody decided to swim across a crocodile-infested river because they're afraid the bridge will collapse

How do you get Trump to put down an umbrella?

Getting to try and walk through a plane door with it. His staff will collapse it for him.

Why did the financial system collapse in ancient Egypt?

Pyramid schemes.

Why did the Soviet Union collapse?

Unfortunately, they failed to account for the "I" within communism.

Why did the hastily constructed clock tower collapse?

There wasn't a big enough time frame.

One day I'll be a star...

I'll produce a lot of hot air, my charisma will make other people blind and then I collapse into a black hole because of the pressure that's surrounding me.

Breath escapes my broken body. I collapse amid dark, icy spears of pain. The fight's done. It's over.

My trainer: you've done 9 seconds.

The last time the Reds had a collapse this big

West and East Berlin became united

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