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Did you hear about the new Christmas restaurant downtown?
They have an eggs Benedict dish that they service on car hub caps - it's called there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise
Reindeer joke!
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Colin Mochrie's best joke.
Our top story today: Convicted hitman Jimmy 'TwoShoes' McClardy confessed today that he was once paid to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this might be the only case of a knickknack paddywhack.
Colin from "Whose Line Is It Anyway" just quit.
Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself.
This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210
Cleveland Browns, 3
>Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*
Why did Colin's parents let him go into improvisational comedy?
They knew he was good at making a Mochrie of himself.
9/10 people believe that...
Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9.
-Colin Mochrie
Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona
The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane
(Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A pun from Colin Mochrie.
Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florists across town thought the competition was unfair. They asked the good fathers to close down, but the friars would not.
They went back and begged the friars to close. The friars ignored them.
They asked their mother to go and ask the friars to get out of business. They friars ignored them, too.
So, the rival florists hired Hugh Smith, the roughest and most vicious t**... in town, to persuad them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close shop. Terrified, the friars did so, thereby proving that . . .
Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
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