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Did you hear about the new Christmas restaurant downtown?

They have an eggs Benedict dish that they service on car hub caps - it's called there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise
Credit to Colin Mochrie.

Reindeer joke!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Colin Mochrie's best joke.

Our top story today: Convicted hitman Jimmy 'TwoShoes' McClardy confessed today that he was once paid to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this might be the only case of a knickknack paddywhack.

Colin from "Whose Line Is It Anyway" just quit.

Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself.

One of Colin Mochrie's many gut busters.

Famous Irish hit-man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy was arrested today, and confessed to the crime of beating a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcilean dolls. The police admit, this may be the first recorded instance of a knick knack p**... whack...

This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210

Cleveland Browns, 3
>Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*

Why did Colin's parents let him go into improvisational comedy?

They knew he was good at making a Mochrie of himself.

9/10 people believe that...

Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9.
-Colin Mochrie

Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona

The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane
(Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)

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