Colin Jokes

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The Best Colin Puns

I'm not surprised Nike's stock fell after the Colin Kaepernick ad

They should have picked a more stand-up guy.

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese.

And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

The great English actor Colin Firth walks into a bar. Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

Did you hear about the new Christmas restaurant downtown?

They have an eggs Benedict dish that they service on car hub caps - it's called there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise

Credit to Colin Mochrie.

Hey girl, is your name Colin Kaepernick?

Cause I got a feeling I'm gonna see you on one or more knees tonight.


Colin was on a long drive from Portugal to Spain with this cute girl he liked. When Colin made a move and kept his arm on her shoulder. The girl winked and said you can go further.

Colin drove to France.

How is Colin Kaepernick like Al Bundy?

They both sucked at Football and then moved on to sell shoes

Colin Mochrie's best joke.

Our top story today: Convicted hitman Jimmy 'TwoShoes' McClardy confessed today that he was once paid to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this might be the only case of a knickknack paddywhack.

Colin from "Whose Line Is It Anyway" just quit.

Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself.

What do Colin Kaepernick and Tonya Harding have in common?

Both of them are famous for taking a knee.

Reindeer joke!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.


One of Colin Mochrie's many gut busters.

Famous Irish hit-man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy was arrested today, and confessed to the crime of beating a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcilean dolls. The police admit, this may be the first recorded instance of a knick knack paddy whack...

Apparently Colin Kaepernick is pursuing a career in comedy

He's landed some acting roles but he can't do stand-up.

This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210

Cleveland Browns, 3

>Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*

Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived

The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.

- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

Why did Colin Kaepernick take a knee before each NFL game?

He never had the opportunity to kneel during games

At first I wondered why Colin Kaepernick would risk his career by disappointing so many of his fans…

…then I realized he plays for the 49ers - their fans are used to disappointment.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

"Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What do Colin Kaepernick and Donald Trump have in common?

They both had failing careers before they decided to get into politics.


How did the NY Giants salute Colin Kaepernick in 2017?

By taking a knee for the entire season.

Which actor started roaming around the woods with dogs?

Colin Feral.

Fergie's rendition of the national anthem was so bad.......

that even Colin Kaepernick had to stand up and walk out on this one.

What do you call a Canadian comedian making fun of a female Jamacian singer?

Colin Mockrie(ri).

Sorry

My friend Colin had this weird addiction. He'd take heroin whenever people didn't refer to him as a woman.

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Now he's Coleen.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago

He's never looked back

I miss Sears:(

Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly are feuding, and Colin Kaepernick is the new face of Nike. White people havent been this stressed since Sears closed.

After watching Episode 8, Colin Trevorrow pitched the script for Episode 9 to Bob Iger…

...which hit Bob in the face.

Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona

The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane

(Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)

Funny Super Bowl Ads;

Amy Schumer has said she won't do any Super Bowl commercials this year in support of Colin Kapernic.

Thank God! Maybe this years Super Bowl commericals will be funny.

Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career.

*Interception*

Why was Colin Baker scared of Sylvester McCoy?

Because McCoy ate Christopher Eccleston.

I'm so sorry for this. Please forgive me.

9/10 people believe that...

Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9.
-Colin Mochrie

I finally understand why Colin Kaepernick didn't vote!

He doesn't like *standing* in-line.

I heard Tanya Harding is suing Colin Kaepernick.

She thinks he stole her idea to take a knee.

I was on the way to the shop when I saw my mate Colin, he's only got one arm bless him

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