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Short colin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colin humour may include short actor jokes also.

  1. I'm not surprised Nike's stock fell after the Colin Kaepernick ad They should have picked a more stand-up guy.
  2. The great English actor Colin Firth walks into a bar. Who walks in after him? Colin Thecond
  3. Hey girl, is your name Colin Kaepernick? Cause I got a feeling I'm gonna see you on one or more knees tonight.
  4. I asked Mike Tyson who his favorite actor was and he said Colin Firth And when I asked him who came after that he said "Colin Thecond".
  5. Colin from "Whose Line Is It Anyway" just quit. Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself.
  6. What do Colin Kaepernick and Tonya Harding have in common? Both of them are famous for taking a knee.
  7. Apparently Colin Kaepernick is pursuing a career in comedy He's landed some acting roles but he can't do stand-up.
  8. This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210 Cleveland Browns, 3
    >Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*
  9. Why did Colin Kaepernick take a knee before each NFL game? He never had the opportunity to kneel during games
  10. At first I wondered why Colin Kaepernick would risk his career by disappointing so many of his fans… …then I realized he plays for the 49ers - their fans are used to disappointment.

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Colin One Liners

Which colin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colin? I can suggest the ones about colin kaepernick and .

  1. I got my wife a Colin Kaepernick jersey So she's spend more time on her knees
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  2. Which actor started roaming around the woods with dogs? Colin Feral.
  3. Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago He's never looked back
  4. What do you call a man with a colander on his head? COLIN! Duh!!!
  5. I was on the way to the shop when I saw my mate Colin, he's only got one arm bless him
  6. Don't pet Colin He's farrell

Colin Kaepernick Jokes

Here is a list of funny colin kaepernick jokes and even better colin kaepernick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets? "Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
  • Fergie's rendition of the national anthem was so bad....... that even Colin Kaepernick had to stand up and walk out on this one.
  • What do Colin Kaepernick and Donald Trump have in common? They both had failing careers before they decided to get into politics.
  • How did the NY Giants salute Colin Kaepernick in 2017? By taking a knee for the entire season.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career. *Interception*
  • I miss Sears:( Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly are feuding, and Colin Kaepernick is the new face of Nike. White people havent been this stressed since Sears closed.
  • I heard Tanya Harding is suing Colin Kaepernick. She thinks he stole her idea to take a knee.
  • I finally understand why Colin Kaepernick didn't vote! He doesn't like *standing* in-line.
  • My grandmother recently had her knee replaced. I suspect Colin Kaepernick has her old one.
  • What does Colin Kaepernick and a heating pad have in common? Both of them can warm a bench.

Colin Mochrie Jokes

Here is a list of funny colin mochrie jokes and even better colin mochrie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did Colin's parents let him go into improvisational comedy? They knew he was good at making a Mochrie of himself.
  • 9/10 people believe that... Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9.
    -Colin Mochrie
  • Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane
    (Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)
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Uproarious Colin Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about colin you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make colin prank.

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese.

And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, h**...-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

Did you hear about the new Christmas restaurant downtown?

They have an eggs Benedict dish that they service on car hub caps - it's called there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise
Credit to Colin Mochrie.

Colin was on a long drive from Portugal to Spain with this cute girl he liked. When Colin made a move and kept his arm on her shoulder. The girl winked and said you can go further.

Colin drove to France.

How is Colin Kaepernick like Al Bundy?

They both s**... at Football and then moved on to sell shoes

Reindeer joke!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Colin Mochrie's best joke.

Our top story today: Convicted hitman Jimmy 'TwoShoes' McClardy confessed today that he was once paid to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this might be the only case of a knickknack paddywhack.

One of Colin Mochrie's many gut busters.

Famous Irish hit-man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy was arrested today, and confessed to the crime of beating a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcilean dolls. The police admit, this may be the first recorded instance of a knick knack p**... whack...

Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived

The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.
- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

My friend Colin had this weird addiction. He'd take h**... whenever people didn't refer to him as a woman.

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Now he's Coleen.

What do you call a Canadian comedian making fun of a female Jamacian singer?

Colin Mockrie(ri).
Sorry

Why was Colin Baker scared of Sylvester McCoy?

Because McCoy ate Christopher Eccleston.
I'm so sorry for this. Please forgive me.

Funny Super Bowl Ads;

Amy Schumer has said she won't do any Super Bowl commercials this year in support of Colin Kapernic.
Thank God! Maybe this years Super Bowl commericals will be funny.

Colin joke, I miss Sears:(

jokes about colin

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