The Best 22 Coli Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coli jokes. There are some coli salmonella jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coli burrito puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coli Jokes and Puns

What is Chipotle most known for?

- A. Steak Bowls
- B. Delicious Tacos
- C. Chips
- D. Burritos
- E. Coli

Colin was on a long drive from Portugal to Spain with this cute girl he liked. When Colin made a move and kept his arm on her shoulder. The girl winked and said you can go further.

Colin drove to France.

How is Colin Kaepernick like Al Bundy?

They both sucked at Football and then moved on to sell shoes

Coli joke, How is Colin Kaepernick like Al Bundy?

Colin Mochrie's best joke.

Our top story today: Convicted hitman Jimmy 'TwoShoes' McClardy confessed today that he was once paid to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures.
Police admit this might be the only case of a knickknack paddywhack.

Colin from "Whose Line Is It Anyway" just quit.

Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself.

Reindeer joke!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What do Colin Kaepernick and Tonya Harding have in common?

Both of them are famous for taking a knee.

Coli joke, What do Colin Kaepernick and Tonya Harding have in common?

One of Colin Mochrie's many gut busters.

Famous Irish hit-man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy was arrested today, and confessed to the crime of beating a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcilean dolls. The police admit, this may be the first recorded instance of a knick knack paddy whack...

What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle?

free coli

What's the name of E. coli bacteria's sibling?

Bro coli

Why did Colin Kaepernick take a knee before each NFL game?

He never had the opportunity to kneel during games

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What do you have to do before you go to the Coliseum?

You have to call 'em before you see 'em!

What did Caesar say when he found out someone laced his raw vegetable appetizer with E. coli?

Et tu crudite'?

The ending to this e. coli outbreak

Romaines to be seen


It's just E. Coli for your bro

What do Colin Kaepernick and Donald Trump have in common?

They both had failing careers before they decided to get into politics.

Coli joke, What do Colin Kaepernick and Donald Trump have in common?

What is worse to injest than E Coli?

Broc Coli

Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago

He's never looked back

What did the priest say to the person dying of E. Coli?

Lettuce pray


Because of the E coli outbreak with romaine, convicts are abstaining from tossing anyone's salad

Romaine lettuce don't kill people, people kill people...

News: Romaine lettuce linked to E. Coli outbreak...

Why was Colin Baker scared of Sylvester McCoy?

Because McCoy ate Christopher Eccleston.

I'm so sorry for this. Please forgive me.

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