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The tube said 'Guaranteed whiteness in 3 brushes". 3 brushes later, I'm still Asian.
(Speaking of still Asians, my grandma's a quadriplegic. She's a pretty still Asian)
It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days.
It's been 2 weeks and I'm still Asian.
Because 9 out of 10 dentists recommend me in your mouth.
It would be called Colgate.
The media are calling it Colgate...
Noticeably White
Colgate
Colgate.
I have been using it for two weeks and I'm still Indian.
It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.
The press have called it Col-Gate.
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Clean Ma-teefa
It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings.
Well, it's quite the scandal. Various tabloids such as the New York Post and Daily Mail are coining it as Colgate.
It's been over two weeks and I'm still Indian.
Coz 9/11 dentists are already dead
OrnaMINT
just kidding its Colgate
It's being called the "Colgate Scandal".
because it provides cavity protection
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