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Funniest Colgate Short Jokes

Short colgate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The colgate humour may include short mouthwash jokes also.

1. Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste! It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days.
   It's been 2 weeks and I'm still Asian.
2. I'll Never Buy Colgate Toothpaste Ever Again... It says "guaranteed whiteness" after 2 weeks... It has been 4 weeks and I am still Asian.
3. I am never recommending anyone Colgate Whitening toothpaste ever again... I have been using it for two weeks and I'm still Indian.
4. If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do? It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.
5. My friend got a job recently as the security guard at a toothpaste factory... He's a Colgate-keeper
6. If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs, what does Colgate sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings.
7. Did you hear what toothpaste brands are trying to cover up? Well, it's quite the scandal. Various tabloids such as the New York Post and Daily Mail are coining it as Colgate.
8. I'm not impressed with Colgate. It promised me whitening in two weeks... It's been over two weeks and I'm still Indian.
9. The CEO of Crest was caught spying on one of their competitors... It's being called the "Colgate Scandal".
10. Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection

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Colgate One Liners

Which colgate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colgate? I can suggest the ones about colgate toothpaste and deodorant.

1. Hey baby, call me Colgate Because 9 out of 10 dentists recommend me in your mouth.
2. What if Stephen Colbert got involved in a scandal? It would be called Colgate.
3. Did you hear about the big toothpaste scandal? The media are calling it Colgate...
4. I am like Colgate toothpaste when I dance Noticeably White
5. My wife decided to switch us from Crest to Colgate. It's a nice change of paste.
6. What do you call it when Richard Nixon hides the toothpaste? Colgate
7. What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste. Colgate.
8. There's been a toothpaste scandal. The press have called it Col-Gate.
9. Which female rapper is the spokesperson for Colgate toothpaste? Clean Ma-teefa
10. 9/10 dentists recommend Colgate is a lie Coz 9/11 dentists are already dead
11. What kind of weapons do Dentists use? A Col-gat.
12. What do elves use for toothpaste? OrnaMINT
    just kidding its Colgate
13. I knew I needed glasses when my doctor said 5/6... ...dentists recommend Colgate.
14. You can call me Colgate 4 out of 5 dentists recommend putting me in your mouth
15. How do you send a Conservative into a frenzy? Buy Colgate toothpaste at Target!

Amusing & Witty Colgate Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about colgate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean effective jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colgate pranks.