The Best 19 Colgate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colgate jokes. There are some colgate mouthwash jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colgate denture puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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So I tried Colgate for the first time.. was not impressed-

The tube said 'Guaranteed whiteness in 3 brushes". 3 brushes later, I'm still Asian.

(Speaking of still Asians, my grandma's a quadriplegic. She's a pretty still Asian)

Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!

It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days.

It's been 2 weeks and I'm still Asian.

Hey baby, call me Colgate

Because 9 out of 10 dentists recommend me in your mouth.

Colgate joke, Hey baby, call me Colgate

What if Stephen Colbert got involved in a scandal?

It would be called Colgate.

Did you hear about the big toothpaste scandal?

The media are calling it Colgate...

I am like Colgate toothpaste when I dance

Noticeably White

What do you call it when Richard Nixon hides the toothpaste?


Colgate joke, What do you call it when Richard Nixon hides the toothpaste?

What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste.


I am never recommending anyone Colgate Whitening toothpaste ever again...

I have been using it for two weeks and I'm still Indian.

If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do?

It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.

There's been a toothpaste scandal.

The press have called it Col-Gate.

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Which female rapper is the spokesperson for Colgate toothpaste?

Clean Ma-teefa

If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs, what does Colgate sensitive do?

It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings.

Did you hear what toothpaste brands are trying to cover up?

Well, it's quite the scandal. Various tabloids such as the New York Post and Daily Mail are coining it as Colgate.

I'm not impressed with Colgate. It promised me whitening in two weeks...

It's been over two weeks and I'm still Indian.

9/10 dentists recommend Colgate is a lie

Coz 9/11 dentists are already dead

Colgate joke, 9/10 dentists recommend Colgate is a lie

What do elves use for toothpaste?


just kidding its Colgate

The CEO of Crest was caught spying on one of their competitors...

It's being called the "Colgate Scandal".

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colgate trojans jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colgate deodorant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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