The Best 5 Colgat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colgat jokes. There are some colgat mouthwash jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colgat avon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colgat Jokes and Puns

So I tried Colgate for the first time.. was not impressed-

The tube said 'Guaranteed whiteness in 3 brushes". 3 brushes later, I'm still Asian.

(Speaking of still Asians, my grandma's a quadriplegic. She's a pretty still Asian)

I am like Colgate toothpaste when I dance

Noticeably White

If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do?

It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.

If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs, what does Colgate sensitive do?

It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings.

What kind of weapons do Dentists use?

A Col-gat.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colgat toothpaste jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colgat deodorant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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