Coleslaw Jokes
3 coleslaw jokes and hilarious coleslaw puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coleslaw that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A rabbit walks into a men's clothing store...
And the clerk says,"May I help you, sir?"
"Yes", says the rabbit. "I'd like a BLT with some coleslaw please."
"I'm sorry sir", says the clerk," but we don't have that here."
"Oh, ok.", says the slightly deflated rabbit. "I guess I'll have a house salad."
"Sir," replies the slightly annoyed clerk," we don't have that. Is there something else I can help you with?"
"Well," says the rabbit," in that case I'll just have a bowl of tomato soup."
The clerk is now incensed. "Sir, we don't have food! The sign outside clearly says 'men's clothing store'! Can't you read?"
"Listen, buddy", says the rabbit,"if I could read, I would have asked you for a menu!"
I can't eat Coleslaw, the flavor is too strong.
I wish they made Coleslaw, but that didn't taste as strong. "Cole's Guidelines and Recommendations" if you will.
Spy: Hi. My name is Bond. James Bond. Salad:
Salad: Hi. I'm Slaw. Coleslaw.
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