The Best 13 Coles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coles jokes. There are some coles hawkins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coles jackson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coles Jokes and Puns

Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

The UK have just introduced a new law

Whenever you buy Mayonaise it's now compulsory that you buy Cabbage and Carrots with it. They're referring to it as Coles Law

What do you get if Woolworths burns down?


Coles joke, What do you get if Woolworths burns down?

What did Woolworths turn into after it burned down?


You may know Murphy's law, but have you heard of Coles law?

It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Yes it's if something can go wrong it will go wrong.

Have you heard of Coles Law?

No. What's that?

It's finely shredded raw cabbage in a dressing.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?


Coles joke, What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

What do you get when Woolies burns down? (One for the Aussies)


We all know what Murphy's law is (anything that can go wrong ultimately will). But do you know what Coles Law is?

It's shredded cabbage

I went to Coles to buy a cabbage but apparently it's a legal requirement to buy mayonnaise and carrots too.

It's Coles Law.

The Woolies burnt down.

It's turned to Coles

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If you buy cabbage from Coles you are legally obliged to buy carrots and mayo as well

It's called Coleslaw

What are you left with after you burn down Woolworths?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coles arson jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coles williams piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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