Coles Jokes

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The Best Coles Puns

Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

The UK have just introduced a new law

Whenever you buy Mayonaise it's now compulsory that you buy Cabbage and Carrots with it. They're referring to it as Coles Law

What do you get if Woolworths burns down?


What did Woolworths turn into after it burned down?


You may know Murphy's law, but have you heard of Coles law?

It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Yes it's if something can go wrong it will go wrong.

Have you heard of Coles Law?

No. What's that?

It's finely shredded raw cabbage in a dressing.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?


What do you get when Woolies burns down? (One for the Aussies)


We all know what Murphy's law is (anything that can go wrong ultimately will). But do you know what Coles Law is?

It's shredded cabbage

I went to Coles to buy a cabbage but apparently it's a legal requirement to buy mayonnaise and carrots too.

It's Coles Law.

The Woolies burnt down.

It's turned to Coles

If you buy cabbage from Coles you are legally obliged to buy carrots and mayo as well

It's called Coleslaw

What are you left with after you burn down Woolworths?


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