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Funniest Coles Short Jokes

Short coles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coles humour may include short burnt jokes also.

1. You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's... shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
2. Went to a diner with a couple I know. They started arguing. Normally, I'm not one to take sides, but they were so distracted by yelling at each other that I stole her fries and his cole slaw...
3. Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.
4. A man named Eric Cole... ... discovered that there was a direct correlation between the amount of mayonnaise on his cabbage salad and how good it tastes.
   He's calling this correlation Cole's Law.
5. "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law "Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
6. There was a man who claimed that, by putting mayonnaise on any food no matter how bland you could make it better. They decided to name it after him and call it Cole's Law.
7. Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
8. You're surely familiar with Murphy's Law, but do you know what Cole's Law is? It's a cabbage salad, often served as a side dish at a BBQ.
9. The pressure of a gas is inversely proportional to its volume—Boyle's Law. Any leftover cabbage must be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise.
   —-Cole's Law.
10. Did you know that there is a federal law that governs all bbq restaurants? They all must operate within it. It's called Cole's law.

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Coles One Liners

Which coles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coles? I can suggest the ones about burn and cinder.

1. We all know Murphy's Law, but little is known of Cole's Law "Shredded Cabbage."
2. Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise. -Cole's Law
3. What do you call Cole slaw that got made wrong? Murphy Slaw!
4. Shredded cabbage tastes better than unshredded cabbage Cole's Law
5. What do you get if Woolworths burns down? Coles
6. What does a vegetarian science teacher study? Cole's Law.
7. What did Woolworths turn into after it burned down? Coles.
8. Cole's Law... Thinly Sliced Cabbage
9. What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down? Coles
10. What do you get when Woolies burns down? (One for the Aussies) Coles.
11. The Woolies burnt down. It's turned to Coles
12. For you science nerds, Have you heard of Cole's Law? It goes good with a hamburger.
13. Who is a rodent's favorite musician? Rat King Cole
14. What are you left with after you burn down Woolworths? Coles.
15. You know about Murphy's Law, but do you know Cole's Law? It's just sliced cabbage

Comical Coles Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about coles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean calories jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coles pranks.