The Best 12 Cole Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cole jokes. There are some cole monarchy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cole cheryl cole puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cole Jokes and Puns
Went to a diner with a couple I know. They started arguing.
Normally, I'm not one to take sides, but they were so distracted by yelling at each other that I stole her fries and his cole slaw...
A man named Eric Cole...
... discovered that there was a direct correlation between the amount of mayonnaise on his cabbage salad and how good it tastes.
He's calling this correlation Cole's Law.
What do you call Cole slaw that got made wrong?
Murphy Slaw!
I went to Coles to buy a cabbage but apparently it's a legal requirement to buy mayonnaise and carrots too.
It's Coles Law.
TIL J. Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses
When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features.
When I was 18 I got Coal from Santa
Yup, raising Cole as a single mom was a punishment for being bad, I guess.
Who is a rodent's favorite musician?
Rat King Cole
My grandma is going celebrate her last Christmas as a kid.
...According to Nat King Cole at least, she turns 93 in January.
what is a vegetable's favorite singer?
elvis parsley
what is a fly's favorite singer?
gnat king cole
What do you call a man in California?
Cole. (I made this one up, too)
Why did the chicken move his fork from the potatoes to the cole slaw?
To get to the other side
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I told Cheryl Cole I was taking her to Scandinavia for a weeks holiday.
Norway?
No, I'm serious.
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