Cole Jokes

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A man named Eric Cole...

... discovered that there was a direct correlation between the amount of mayonnaise on his cabbage salad and how good it tastes.
He's calling this correlation Cole's Law.

What do you call Cole slaw that got made wrong?

Murphy Slaw!

I went to Coles to buy a cabbage but apparently it's a legal requirement to buy mayonnaise and carrots too.

It's Coles Law.

TIL J. Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses

When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features.

When I was 18 I got Coal from Santa

Yup, raising Cole as a single mom was a punishment for being bad, I guess.

Who is a rodent's favorite musician?

Rat King Cole

My grandma is going celebrate her last Christmas as a kid.

...According to Nat King Cole at least, she turns 93 in January.

what is a vegetable's favorite singer?

elvis parsley

what is a fly's favorite singer?

gnat king cole

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