Colder Than Jokes
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Funniest Colder Than Short Jokes
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- I've heard that argentina is starting to get a little colder... In fact, it's bordering on Chile
- It's getting colder and colder outside, and my wife does nothing but looks through the window. If it goes on like this any longer, I think I will have to let her in.
- An uncle of mine used to throw a space heater into the pool to heat it up before he would go swimming during the colder months Come to think of it, he only did it once
- What does a house wear? Ad-dress
Or maybe it can put on a couple paint coats when it gets colder - I just started playing golf. I shoot in the 70's. If it is any colder my back stiffens up.
- Despite it getting colder, Starbucks doesn't sell as much hot coffee this time of year It's because in no-nut November, nobody orders fappucinos.
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Colder Than One Liners
Which colder than one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with colder than? I can suggest the ones about warmer than and cooler than.
- I used to be Genderfluid... But now it's getting colder and now I'm a solid.
- You ever notice how.... the colder a shower, the quicker you start dancing.
- What is colder than the dwarf planet Pluto? Legal judgements against fathers
- What's colder than ice cream? ISIS
- What's colder than cold? Absolute zero.
- What gets colder as it gets hotter? Women.
- You know why I always use the lower u**...? The water's colder.
Comical Colder Than Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about colder than you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean its hotter than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make colder than pranks.
Outside is snowing hard.
My wife is looking thru the window with a nostalgic look.
If it is getting colder i might let her in.
PS: Sorry my native language is not english and i'm too old to learn it good.
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Foul mouthed parrot
An old woman has a pet parrot with a filthy vocabulary. She warns him again and again to clean up his language. He just replies, "S\*!#w You, you old B\*\^$h.
So she grabs him and sticks him in the fridge to teach him a lesson.
As the poor parrot is there in the fridge, getting colder and colder, he spots a chicken, plucked and ready for the oven. He exclaims, "Holy s**...! What did you say to her"!
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An old couple was lying in bed.
The husband let out a resounding f**... and said, "Touchdown. Seven points.".
Immediately his wife ripped her own and went, "Touchdown. 7-7!"
The husband responded with another colder and said, "14-7 my game."
Just then the wife came back with another f**... and declared, "14-14. I'm staying right with you!"
She then let out a little toot and said, "That must be a field goal. 17-14 my lead!"
Not to be outdone by his wife, the husband pushed as hard as he could to win this game. Unfortunately, he pushed too hard and s**... the bed.
His wife asked, "What the heck was that?"
"Half time. Switch sides."
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Does anyone know the answer to the riddle that asks, "Is is colder on the farm or in the Winter? Which is longer, a rope?"
Does anyone know the answer to the riddle that asks, "Is is colder on the farm or in the Winter? Which is longer, a rope?" I have been trying to get this for the last month or so. There are a ton of clues that I can give for it, but I still can't come up with the right answer. I think it's one of those anti-joke riddles where the answer is something so obvious it lacks a c**....
The CEOs of Budweiser, Coors, Killian's, and Guinness walk into a bar....
...and the bartender takes orders. The CEO of Budweiser says "I'll take a Bud Light. It's crisp, refreshing, and doesn't hurt the budget!"
The bartender moves down the line. The CEO of Coors says "I'll take a Coors light. It's colder, even more refreshing, and won't give you a beer gut!"
The bartender moves down the line. The CEO of Killian's says "These guys are amateurs, give me a Killian's Irish Red. It's smooth, flavorful, and distinct!"
The bartender moves down the line. The CEO of Guinness says "I'll have a water."
The others give a confused look. The bartender says "but... why aren't you ordering a beer?"
He responds, "well, nobody else did."