Colder Jokes
9 colder jokes and hilarious colder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about colder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I've heard that argentina is starting to get a little colder...
In fact, it's bordering on Chile
I used to be Genderfluid...
But now it's getting colder and now I'm a solid.
Outside is snowing hard.
My wife is looking thru the window with a nostalgic look.
If it is getting colder i might let her in.
PS: Sorry my native language is not english and i'm too old to learn it good.
What gets colder as it gets hotter?
Women.
Foul mouthed parrot
An old woman has a pet parrot with a filthy vocabulary. She warns him again and again to clean up his language. He just replies, "S\*!#w You, you old B\*\^$h.
So she grabs him and sticks him in the fridge to teach him a lesson.
As the poor parrot is there in the fridge, getting colder and colder, he spots a chicken, plucked and ready for the oven. He exclaims, "Holy s**...! What did you say to her"!
It's getting colder and colder outside, and my wife does nothing but looks through the window.
If it goes on like this any longer, I think I will have to let her in.
An uncle of mine used to throw a space heater into the pool to heat it up before he would go swimming during the colder months
Come to think of it, he only did it once
What does a house wear?
Ad-dress
Or maybe it can put on a couple paint coats when it gets colder
I just started playing golf. I shoot in the 70's.
If it is any colder my back stiffens up.
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