The Best 9 Colder Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colder jokes. There are some colder frosty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colder choc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colder Jokes and Puns

I've heard that Argentina is starting to get a little colder...

In fact, it's bordering on Chile

Outside is snowing hard.

My wife is looking thru the window with a nostalgic look.
If it is getting colder i might let her in.

PS: Sorry my native language is not english and i'm too old to learn it good.

What gets colder as it gets hotter?


Colder joke, What gets colder as it gets hotter?

Foul mouthed parrot

An old woman has a pet parrot with a filthy vocabulary. She warns him again and again to clean up his language. He just replies, "S\*!#w You, you old B\*\^$h.

So she grabs him and sticks him in the fridge to teach him a lesson.

As the poor parrot is there in the fridge, getting colder and colder, he spots a chicken, plucked and ready for the oven. He exclaims, "Holy shit! What did you say to her"!

It's getting colder and colder outside, and my wife does nothing but looks through the window.

If it goes on like this any longer, I think I will have to let her in.

An uncle of mine used to throw a space heater into the pool to heat it up before he would go swimming during the colder months

Come to think of it, he only did it once

I just started playing golf. I shoot in the 70's.

If it is any colder my back stiffens up.

Colder joke, I just started playing golf. I shoot in the 70's.

Despite it getting colder, Starbucks doesn't sell as much hot coffee this time of year

It's because in no-nut November, nobody orders fappucinos.

I love playing golf. I play into the 70's.

Any colder and i dont play.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colder chilly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colder winter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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