Cold Temperature Jokes
10 cold temperature jokes and hilarious cold temperature puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cold temperature that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cold Temperature Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18
The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.
A huge crab walks into a bar...
...and says to the barman, "I demand one pint of lager. I will pay the full price, provided that the following criteria are met. The beer should be served to me within one minute of ordering, and at a temperature of between 6-9 degrees Celsius. The beer should be served in a clean, cold glass and a beer mat must be provided. If the quality of the provided beer does not meet my high standards, you must agree to refund the full amount charged, and provide any additional financial compensation for any discomfort, stress or time wasted."
The barman looks at the crab and says, "why the big clause?"
What do a neckbeard and a cold beverage have in common?
They get sweaty sitting at room temperature.
Why are California almond farmers so concerned about the record cold temperatures?
They don't want their nuts to freeze off.
My Dad and I walk outside in sub-zero temperatures, and he's wearing a t-shirt.
Me: "Dad, it's really cold, don't you want to wear a coat?"
Dad: "I'm just exercising my second-ammendment rights."
Me: "........."
Dad: "My right to bare arms."
I quit smoking cold turkey.
I now let it sit at room temperature for 30 minutes first.
What do you call a sandwich that is not well-liked at cold temperature?
A BRRRRR GRRRRR!
The temperature is so cold outside...
that if you make your girlfriend wet, you also make her hard.
Showerthought: My lukewarm beer and my ice cold coffee have the same temperature.
Maybe I should stop getting drunk at 9 am.
Cold weather makes my hands go numb.
After the temperatures get extremely low, they're just numbers.
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