Cold Sore Jokes
18 cold sore jokes and hilarious cold sore puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cold sore that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cold Sore Short Jokes
Short cold sore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cold sore humour may include short common cold jokes also.
- What's the difference between a cold dessert and an injured girlfriend? One is ice cream and the other is a sore bae.
- Was on Twitter earlier telling everyone about how I had this tiny spot on my top lip that turned into a massive cold sore… It's gone viral…
- In the US, the number one cause of cold sores is... Women hiding the fact they have h**...
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Cold Sore One Liners
Which cold sore one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cold sore? I can suggest the ones about cold feet and cold.
- Dated a Greek god, now I have cold sores Thanks a lot, Herpules
- How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore? You tell her that her smile is contagious.
- where did Commander Waterford get a cold sore? Under his eye
- What's cold, sore, and you can never get rid of? Our b**... a**... loser president
- I just got my first cold sore... My mom says: "Welcome to the world of h**...!"
- It's not h**...... They're called g**... Cold Sores
Cold Sore Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about cold sore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cold cut jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cold sore pranks.
Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore t**... and cough?
Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.
My dad passed away a few months ago, today would've been his 61 birthday. Blame him for my sense of humor.
My sister messaged me. "How are you doing?"
I Responded. "My elbow hurts and I have a cold sore on my tongue."
"Two lessons learned, don't fight a h**... and don't kiss one."
Super deflect..
Worried due to her husband's bad cold and sore t**...,...
...his wife advises him, "Why don't you go across the street? The doctor who lives there might help you."
The husband, due to the pain in his t**..., whispers, "It's 10 in the night. Won't he be irritated?"
The wife replies, "He might be, but he might also help. Go on and ask him."
The husband reluctantly goes to the doctor's house and rings the doorbell. When the doctor's wife opens the door, he whispers, "Is the doctor in?"
The wife smiles and whispers back, "No, he isn't. Come on in."