The Best 18 Colander Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Colander jokes. There are some colander spiky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these colander mushy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Colander Jokes and Puns

You can use a colander to look at the eclipse

But be careful you don't strain your eyes

Girlfriend said last night "You treat our relationship like some kind of game!"

Which unfortunately cost her 12 points,a bonus chance and she has to wear the hat that looks like a colander til she rolls a double 6.

Total Eclipse Today

I tried using a colander to view the eclipse.

I think I've strained my eyes.

Colander joke, Total Eclipse Today

What do you get when you yell into a colander?

A strained voice.

What utensil in the kitchen is used to keep track of time?

A colander!


I was told I could view the eclipse through a colander.

I think I strained my eyes

I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander

He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water.

Colander joke, I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander

Why did the colander take a day off?

It was feeling strained.

I looked at the eclipse today through a colander.

I think I strained my eyes.

Colanders:

Hard to rinse out.

LPT: When the next solar eclipse rolls around, you can use a colander to view the eclipse.

Just be sure you don't strain your eyes.

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When is pasta month?

I need to mark my colander.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

I had to throw away almost every strainer in my kitchen.

Colander: There can be only one.

How does a chef know what day it is?

He looks at the colander.

LPT: Scientists are warning against using a colander to view the solar eclipse

It'll strain your eyes

Colander joke, LPT: Scientists are warning against using a colander to view the solar eclipse

Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander.

But that theory doesn't hold water.

I watched the eclipse through a colander.

I think I may have strained my eyes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the colander wok jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working colander sieve piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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