Colander Jokes

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The Best Colander Puns

You can use a colander to look at the eclipse

But be careful you don't strain your eyes

Girlfriend said last night "You treat our relationship like some kind of game!"

Which unfortunately cost her 12 points,a bonus chance and she has to wear the hat that looks like a colander til she rolls a double 6.

Total Eclipse Today

I tried using a colander to view the eclipse.

I think I've strained my eyes.

I was told I could view the eclipse through a colander.

I think I strained my eyes

What utensil in the kitchen is used to keep track of time?

A colander!

I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander

He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water.

Why did the colander take a day off?

It was feeling strained.

I looked at the eclipse today through a colander.

I think I strained my eyes.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

When is pasta month?

I need to mark my colander.

LPT: When the next solar eclipse rolls around, you can use a colander to view the eclipse.

Just be sure you don't strain your eyes.


Hard to rinse out.

I had to throw away almost every strainer in my kitchen.

Colander: There can be only one.

Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander.

But that theory doesn't hold water.

How does a chef know what day it is?

He looks at the colander.

LPT: Scientists are warning against using a colander to view the solar eclipse

It'll strain your eyes

I watched the eclipse through a colander.

I think I may have strained my eyes.

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