Colada Jokes

Following is our collection of lannister puns and absolve one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Colada jokes for adults, dirty milkshake jokes and clean cersei dad gags for kids.

The Best Colada Puns

If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain...

getting drunk in the shower would save a lot of time.

What's a particle physicist's favourite cocktail?

A Large Hadron Colada.

First Day as a Bartender

Her: let me get a piña colada please

Me: alright

Her: can you make it virgin?

Me: *trying not to cry* yes i know how to make it

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