The Best 12 Cokes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cokes jokes. There are some cokes fluids jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cokes diet coke puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cokes Jokes and Puns

A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise

The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes.

Friend: Did you hear about the robbery at the movie theatre the other day?

Me: No, what?

Friend: Yeah, apparently they stole more than $1000 worth of stuff

Me: Oh my god, what stuff?

Friend: 5 cokes and 10 popcorns

When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum

Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere

Cokes joke, When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum

What happened to the guy that drank 6 cokes?

He burped 7 up.

Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.

I picked seven up.


My girlfriend is an alchemist. Last night she drank 8 rum & cokes.

Then she vomited 7-up.

What happened when the little boy drank 8 cokes?

He threw 7 up

Cokes joke, What happened when the little boy drank 8 cokes?

When I was a kid, you could go into a corner shop with $1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freedos and a magazine.

Nowadays, CCTV everywhere.

I like American cola just fine, and Mexican cokes are even better!

But Columbian coke is especially great!

There was a new machine at the gym today.

I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps.

Give me your best "I like my women..." joke

Obligatory; I like my women like I like my jack and cokes: single and inexpensive.

Let me hear yours

You can explore cokes snapple reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cokes snort dad jokes. There are also cokes puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How do you get a cocaine addict to check into rehab?

You gotta cokes him in

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cokes kitkats jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cokes aspartame piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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