Cokes Jokes

Following is our collection of snapple puns and fluids one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cokes jokes for adults, dirty snort jokes and clean diet coke dad gags for kids.

The Best Cokes Puns

A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise

The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes.

Friend: Did you hear about the robbery at the movie theatre the other day?

Me: No, what?

Friend: Yeah, apparently they stole more than $1000 worth of stuff

Me: Oh my god, what stuff?

Friend: 5 cokes and 10 popcorns

When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum

Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere

What happened to the guy that drank 6 cokes?

He burped 7 up.

Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.

I picked seven up.


My girlfriend is an alchemist. Last night she drank 8 rum & cokes.

Then she vomited 7-up.

What happened when the little boy drank 8 cokes?

He threw 7 up

When I was a kid, you could go into a corner shop with $1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freedos and a magazine.

Nowadays, CCTV everywhere.

I like American cola just fine, and Mexican cokes are even better!

But Columbian coke is especially great!

There was a new machine at the gym today.

I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps.

Give me your best "I like my women..." joke

Obligatory; I like my women like I like my jack and cokes: single and inexpensive.

Let me hear yours


How do you get a cocaine addict to check into rehab?

You gotta cokes him in

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