cokes Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious cokes puns

A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise

The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes.


When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum

Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere


What happened to the guy that drank 6 cokes?

He burped 7 up.


Back in my day...

You could go into a corner store with a dollar and come out with two Cokes, three candy bars, and a magazine.

Now, fucking security cameras everywhere.


What happened when the little boy drank 8 cokes?

He threw 7 up


When I was a kid, you could go into a corner shop with $1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freedos and a magazine.

Nowadays, CCTV everywhere.


There was a new machine at the gym today.

I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps.


Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes?

He burped 7-Up


Give me your best "I like my women..." joke

Obligatory; I like my women like I like my jack and cokes: single and inexpensive.

Let me hear yours


When I was a kid, I could get 2 cokes, 2 pringles, a pack of 6 beers (wtf) and loads of other stuff for just $1.

Now there are CCTV cameras everywhere.


How do you get a cocaine addict to check into rehab?

You gotta cokes him in


What are the most funny Cokes jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Cokes? Well, here are the best Cokes dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Cokes pick up lines to share with friends.


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