The Best 8 Coitus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coitus jokes. There are some coitus procreate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coitus rosary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coitus Jokes and Puns

Child walks in on parents in coitus

Mummy and Daddy are having sex and their beautiful child walks in. Flustered, Mummy leaps off the bed (and off her husband) and wittingly tries to console what she thinks is her scarred son.

son: mummy, what's going on?
mum: oh son! I was just helping your daddy to flatten his belly
son: but why mummy? there's no point. the nanny just comes and blows it back up again.

What's the most common form of birth control at Hogwart's?

*Coitus Interruptus*

I went to the doctors with a rather embarrassing problem the other day.

I have a habit during coitus where I yell my exact bearings shortly before being asked.

Apparently I suffer from premature exact location.

I woke up to my girlfriend having sex with me

It was coitus surprise

How do you tell if your wife is faking it?

Just pinch her nipples during coitus. Whatever sound she makes is real!


What will you say to your wife while you guys are having sex?

"I will pull out my *wand* and say "Coitus interruptus."

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

An anesthesiologist walks into a bar...

and goes to buy a drink. He sits next to a lonely, beautiful blonde and offers to buy her one too. After a couple hours they head back to her place and they have coitus. Next morning during coffee, she asks him: "Hey, are you an anesthesiologist?". He looks at her and says "Yea, why?" She goes: "I knew it! Last night I couldn't feel a thing!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coitus procreation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coitus sex piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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