Coin Toss Jokes
18 coin toss jokes and hilarious coin toss puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coin toss that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Coin Toss Short Jokes
Short coin toss jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coin toss humour may include short coin flip jokes also.
- Why did Australia get all the criminals while America got all the puritans? >!Because Australia won the coin toss!<
- I heard Bernie Sanders lost a delegate to the millionaire in a coin toss. The difference was a Quarter of 1%.
- So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!
- A friend and I wanted to get a h**..., but we could only afford one h**... so we had to flip a coin... Luckily I won the toss...
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Coin Toss One Liners
Which coin toss one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coin toss? I can suggest the ones about flip a coin and toss.
- How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? They leave after the coin toss
- What do you say about the coins you toss into a wishing well? Money well spent
- I'm ranked 2nd in the world at coin flipping... It was a real toss up for 1st place 😉
- SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss
- Who will win this Super Bowl's coin toss? Hillary Clinton
Coin Toss Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about coin toss you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coin toss pranks.
Foreplay
After the first week of s**... education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female friend in the hall, the friend asked, "Lori, what in the world is the matter with you? You look as if you're about to kill someone." "I am !!!" Lori fumed. "You just wait until I catch up with that Dennis. All summer long, that clown had me convinced that 'foreplay' involved tossing a coin for position."
Two students are deciding whether to go to their lecture or the pool on a wonderful summer day...
The first says "How should we decide?"
The second says "How about a coin toss?"
"Sure, you can call it."
"Okay, if we toss the coin and it stays in the air, we'll go to the lecture."
Coin toss
Little Johnny : I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
His Friend : So, what did you finally do?
Little Johnny : I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.
Exam By Chance
A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions.
The student took a seat in the hall, stared at the test for five minutes, removed a coin from his pocket and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet. Heads meant true, tails meant false.
The young student finished the exam in 30 minutes, while the rest of the class was sweating it out.
Suddenly, during the last few minutes, the young student began desperately throwing the coin and sweating profusely.
The moderator, alarmed, approached the student and asked what was going on.
"Well, I finished the exam in half an hour," said the student, "but I thought I ought to recheck my answers."